Dean's pov
I am the ultimate human/genius. Smartest man alive. Those two are off making babies somewhere and it's all because of me!
*flashback*
I was in the kitchen making a sandwich when I saw him dart from her room. I was about to head back to bed, when I saw the tv was still on. On my way to turn it off I heard soft cries coming from (y/n)'s room. I knew Sam messed up, but I also knew he would kill me if i interfered. I turned the TV off and went back to bed.
I woke up early the next morning to get a head start on our next case. It was very unlike me to be so into a case, but with all the sexual tension between the love birds, I'm the only one not distracted enough to do any research.
Sam came in at 8 to help, but still no word from (y/n). At 12:30 sam went to go make lunch. (Y/n) came in about 15 minutes later.
She told me that she cant work the case and that she wasnt going into detail. Then she looked to my side and rushed out of the door.
Sam sat down 2 seconds later. I gave him a disappointed father face and said, "spill it lover boy, what happened? Why does she look like she has had Niagara Falls on her face all morning?"
He proceeded to tell me the events of last night and how he chickened out when she kissed him. I was so overwhelmed by his stupidity that I just reached over and slapped him across the face like they do in the tellanovellas. Epic.
The most perfect idea then popped into my head. I leaned over and told him and it was set into motion.
Sam and I headed out on our "hunt" leaving (y/n) at the bunker. We only drove about 45 minutes to the perfect spot and set everything up.
We set up a picnic with a great view and all her favorite foods, plus a butt ton of ice cream for some odd reason. We set up candles and just made the mood perfect. And to top it all off I had gotten them a room when his apology was over and they were ready to bang it out.
After everything was done I called (y/n). "(Y/n)! You have to come quick this was an ambush, they knew we were coming! Sammy's hurt"
"On my way!" Click.
The plan was in motion. She got there in 15 minutes. At first she only saw me, so she rushed over frantic asking where sam was.
I lead her over to the picnic area where sam was waiting, she gasped when she saw it and whispered, "what is this?"
When she started walking toward sam I took that as my que to leave. I headed toward baby and got the heck out of dodge.
*end flashback*
After that they didnt come back for a week, and then two weeks, and then I started to freak out when they weren't answering phone calls.
I went up the the hotel and the car was there, I went to the room and they were gone. It's like they had just vanished. Nothing was touched, it didnt look like there was a struggle. They were just gone.
Now I have to play detective and find out who took my family.
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