How Not to Be A Student!

Chapter 9: The Return of Sayuri's brother

The weird guild from a few chapters ago seemed to be occupied standing outside of Sayuri's house for some reason. They had been "calmly" sitting around a small fire for the last five hours, not moving an inch and Sayuri swore she witnessed one of them pissing themselves {it would take god knows how much alcohol to forget about it}.

She peered out once again, a cup of tea in hand, whilst she had been typing on her laptop if new stories she might not publish. "What the fuck? Why the fuck is the weird guild in front of my house?"
"We have brought your brother back-" One of the guild members threw himself at the window, scratching down the window as his body trailed down it. It scared the shit out of Sayuri, and Ignatius was just being a mood by being dressed in a black robe, a pair of slippers and he held a cup of tea that said "I hate mornings." He probably stole it from Sayuri since she gave him a death glare when he entered the room.

"-but why did you have to come here? I don't want you weirdos at my fucking door." Sayuri slammed open the door, which scared the shit out of the guild weirdos. They scattered, throwing themselves into the bushes or hissing and staying two metres away from them. Ignatius soon came outside as well, confused as hell and ready to punch a bitch. The guy that had been stuck to the window layed, possibly dead, beneath the window, mask on, legs in the air.
"Who the fuck are they?" Ignatius took a long, concentrated sip of his tea. He looked down at Sayuri, who was currently about to fight someone.
"Me brother's guild is here."
"I could bite them."
"You into that shit?"
"What?"
"What?" Ignatius gave a look of disapproval, mimicking her words as Sayuri merely laughed and knew he was definitely into that kinky shit.
"We come in peace, but you must come with us." The window guy appeared beside her, holding a peach as an apology. She looked as if she was about to punch him.
"Ehhh no. You randomly appeared at my fucking door and now you're going to kidnap me. Like, dude. I have a girlfriend."
"-wait no-"
"-I'm not going with ya. Where the fuck is me brother?"
"I'm here."

Ignatius took a sip, before spitting it at the window guy. So, this was her brother.
"...AND WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YA BEEN? YA WENT OUT TO BUY MILK, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET LOST, YOU FUCKING PRICK?!"
"I'M SORRY OK?! THEY DID THIS BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC DANCE AND I GOT TAKEN."
"WAS IT THE DANCE THAT AKIRO DID?"
"YES, SO?!"
"HE LOOKED LIKE A FUCKING DUCK, THAT IS NOT MAJESTIC."
"I've missed you."
"Missed ya too bro."

"What the fuck just happened?" He had only been there for a week or so and he was already sick to death of her shit.

Don't worry, Natt. We don't know either.