It seemed like a normal morning. The sun was blazing as much as usual, and the same dull shade of grey was never absent. Today may be as dull or as unimportant as ever. "Did I ever tell you the rules for the familiars?" She stared down at him for a moment, taking a sip from her cup. Sweet nectar. Tea, along with a teaspoon, or two of honey. It was a delicacy. Kai used his power to float the cup just below his lips in a translucent glow. Kai hiccuped often when he drunk this tea since he consistently had three teaspoons of honey, and was prone to drinking it quickly. She would scold him often for it.
"Only slightly, Kai. You touched upon it a little." She booped his nose, giggling at his pouting expression.
"Well, I had to especially with the-"
"-One that said about relationships between familiars, especially the romantic ones."
"uh...hehe...yeah." He seemed to almost melt, hearts in his spheres, as his face was bright red.
"Kai, " she giggled, turning the page in her book, as he nuzzled into her legs and side, making sure the cup was placed safely at the side. He had long finished his exquisite tea by now. "The rules remember?"
"Oh right, right! Yes. I remember. Cannot harm each other, if we were to be in a relationship there has to be consent on both sides...but, the school actually knew that we were being mistreated and yet, they blamed us for it. Called them the victims-your book-"
"-it is through the wall now. That's its new home. God sake there's a massive crack as well. Maybe we should so something-"
"-well the wall can't stay like that-"
"-I meant about your school-" Just as she said that, the door burst open revealing a very angry Sayuri. Flames seem to encase her closed fists as she was red with fury.
"Fecking excuse me? My door has feelings."
"I don't give a shit. We are gonna burn down the familiar or whatever the fuck it is called school."
"Eh, did Natt tell you some of the rules and how stupid the teachers and students are?" Currently, Kai was snuggling into Yuki's chest, starting to doze off.
"...I don't want to move."
"I don't care, come on!"
"Wait until he wakes up! He's adorable."
"NO." Kai woke up, opening his eyes with a rather annoyed growl. He sounded like an angry kitten, and all Yuki did is hug him close, kissed his forehead and he was back to his normal, happy self.
"You're an angry kitten I swear. I cannot take you seriously."
"...that is mean, " he growled playfully.
"Ok enough of the lovey-dovey shit, we are gonna destroy their school, right?"
"Fine."~At the familiar school because for some reason they knew exactly where it was but there is no point in questioning it~
They had specific symbols placed across the school, that would activate a fire that may get bigger, and more destructive. They were unsure whether there were any familiars or teachers inside the establishment...so they pretty much could be killing anyone. But...
I suppose it didn't matter to them, as for some reason they never received consequences for their actions, believe it or not. Any time something strange happened or something was destroyed, they blamed aliens. No one seemed partically smart by the sounds of it.
They were ready to activate the symbols soon. It was a matter of time now.
For some reason Sayuri had a grenade and threw it, activating the symbols by a mere touch. They both ran off, pretending they didn't do it in the first place.
~ Back at Yuki's house ~
"You blew up the school?!"
"Yeah with a grenade-"
"-you weren't supposed to say that! God sake Sayuri."
"Master, " said Kai who tried to look angry but failed as he was merely pouting. "I am disappointed in you! I expected better."
"Hey, we did it for you guys. When we heard that bullshit we decided to blow it up."
"Well, I was dragged into it. But, I suppose our anger did consume us. No one messes with our friends. And now, they have to treat familiars like people, or I threatened to break the Earth apart, and no one should contradict a fire entity and demon."From that day, they were aware to never anger the two.
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How Not to Be A Student!
Humorhahahhaha hahaha I'm rewriting this, since I want to. I want to change it up a bit. A fake anime that takes the mick out of anime tropes. No trope is safe. Be warned. This is for humor purposes only, I hope I don't somehow affect someone in some way...