Everything seemed remarkably simple, boring even. The s*xual tension between our couples, at the moment, was becoming more consistent. With such tension, the ill fated may accidentally summon a man named as the Leotard Man, someone known for his horniness, reaching 10 on the spectrum. In front of Yuki's house stood a man in a black leotard, looking either ominous or quite like omeone that doesn't quite know why they are there. It was the Leotard man, compelled to see the horniest of folks.
"Who summoned him?" Yuki stared out the window, moving her glasses onto the top of her nose.
"Summoned who-oh god no. Eh...I'm pretty sure I burned that summon...he must have somehow been compelled to come here...s-sorry Master." Kai stared outside, looking at Yuki's trail of sight.
"I've told you not to call me 'Master' anymore. We are in a relationship after all, and it is weird regardless. I mean it sounds awfully kinky-"
"-that's why I do call you it-"
"-what-"
"-what?"
She narrowed her eyes at him, face noticeably red. "G-God sake." She didn't actually mean to stammer, but due to this situation, she could not help it. She attempted to conceal her red face in her hands but Kai had already seen it. Plus, the growing smirk on his face proved to redden her face, and make her mind wander to fairly 18+ grounds.
No surprise tbh.
"Is something the matter, Master?~ You look a tad flustered~"
She seemed to growl, softly. "Bloody horny goat..."
He started to rub his face into her side, purring like a fecking cat. She managed to sit down, attempting not to stare at her horny significant other. He managed to climb up her leg, and sat on her lap, with his tail wrapped around her waist, head nuzzled into her chest.
"Some one summoned the fecking Leotard Man and all you can think about is being a horny fuck."
"Well, not as much as Akiro~" He winked.
"Fine, he's 9.5 and you're an 8 when you are like this."
"What would everyone else be then?"
"Well, Daichi is a 9, Sayuri is perhaps 8.5 and I'm probably a 8."
"You're quite high-"
"-yeah well, I'm not as innocent as I may seem-"
"-well we did have sex in the sex corner in a library-"
"-never repeat that again. You're innocent, kind of, and we need to get rid of him before...stop it with your vixen ways." In response, she swore she felt a little nip. She swore under her breath, until she looked up, at the window.
The Leotard Man appeared, dancing like a ballerina.
They had nightmares for weeks.
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How Not to Be A Student!
Humorhahahhaha hahaha I'm rewriting this, since I want to. I want to change it up a bit. A fake anime that takes the mick out of anime tropes. No trope is safe. Be warned. This is for humor purposes only, I hope I don't somehow affect someone in some way...
