{A/N:Just like the original, this may still be short. Not much had been edited, soz.}
"Why did you invite me?" Ignatius seemed to question, staring Cupid directly in the eyes. She stared back, feeling a little strange.
"To get to know you. Why is that so confusing?"
"Why me of all people? I mean, I'm not the best-"
"-Ignatius. I invited you as I wanted to get to know you, much like a date as I am interested in you looks and personality wise. Is that clear?"
"...Yep, as clear as fog."
"...Fog isn't clear."
"That was the point."
"Smart arse."
"Smartie."
"Tall shit."
"Beautiful-oh wait we were being mean. Sorry let me go back."
"No, its fine." Cupid was blushing red, which was no surprise. By how in which he was so god damn bashful and adorable made her heart beat faster. Had she found her soul mate? After all, she felt strings of fate beckon their union of sorts. He felt it as well, as this was the happiest he had felt in a long time. He didn't want it to end. They sat in silence, either drinking their tea, or taking a single bite of their cakes displayed clumsily against the surface."Can we-oh Cupid, and Natt." Yuki smiled softly, by their confused expressions, they had no idea why she was there. She fecking works there idiot.
"You work here?"
"Yeah, started last week. Don't tell Kai, he will come up with some rather kinky thoughts or something."
"Quite a lot for someone so small-"
"-Yo-"
"-what the fuck are you doing here?"
"I work here."
"Since when did you work here Sayuri?"
"Like now. I just got hired."
"Because he's a horny fuck. Do you two want anything else?"
"No we are alright." Sayuri and Yuki smiled and walked off."Eh..."
"Our friends are strange."
"I like your way of thinking."
"This is destined."
"Yep...""Wanna shag in a shed?"
"Sure, why not?"
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How Not to Be A Student!
Humorhahahhaha hahaha I'm rewriting this, since I want to. I want to change it up a bit. A fake anime that takes the mick out of anime tropes. No trope is safe. Be warned. This is for humor purposes only, I hope I don't somehow affect someone in some way...