Nowhere To Run... (Tord X Reader)

Never bring a sword to a gunfight

Y/N P.O.V.

Cold. That's all I was. I was still walking home, because I obviously couldn't drive. I also couldn't ask Edd, Matt, or Tom to take me. They would ask why, and I'm still embarrassed about my poetry. I definitely would not ask Tord. He's the Red Leader! There was no way I was going to be in a car with him! He would probably not even take me to the Poetry Center. He'd probably drop me off in an alleyway on the other side of town.

I was about halfway to the house, when something grabbed my arm. I looked over, and it was a person. I didn't get the chance to look at their face before they pulled me into the dark alley. I looked up at them after they threw me into a wall. There were two of them. One had very big, and bushy eyebrows. They looked like really fat brown caterpillars. He had brown hair, a stubble, and he had a cigarette in his mouth. The other, the one that threw me into the wall, had long brown hair, that split in the middle. Kind of looked like bird wings to me.

I also noticed they had on hoodies, like the guys. Bird man had a yellow hoodie, with a Red sweater underneath, and so did Caterpillar brows, but he had on a pink hoodie.

"Hello there, missy." Caterpillar brows said. " How ya doin?" I noticed he had a Dutch accent.

"Oh, I'm good." I answered. "Until two mindless trolls pulled me into an alley. Then it took a pretty bad turn."

"Oh, well, sorry to...hey, wait a minute!" He said.

"Paul, shut up and help me tie her up." Said bird man.

"Alright." I said as I stepped forward, putting my hands in the air, to show I was unarmed. They looked surprised at my cooperation, but they didn't know what was to come.

They started walking towards me. I waited until they were close enough to make my move. Once they were close enough, I flipped myself backwards, and catching myself with my hands, and kicking both men in the jaws, sending them both flying back. They both hit the opposite wall, and slid down the building. Caterpillar brows stood up, and pointed a gun at me.

"What the, hey, no fair!" I said, pulling out a pocket knife. "I wasn't told we could use weapons!"

Bird man also stood up, pointing a gun to my head. "Don't you know the old saying?" He said. "Never bring a knife to a gunfight!"

"Uh, Patryk, it's never bring a sword to a gunfight."

"Not in this situation." Bird man said.

This was bad. I have taken people with guns to me down before. Only when I had escaped my house, though. I ran into a cat-caller who didn't like the fact I was ignoring him, and he held a gun to my face. I had to kick that sucker out of his hands, then beat him up.

But now, it's two guns. How am I supposed to get even one gun out? The minute I make one move, I'm dead. But, I still take my chances.

I throw the knife. It goes straight past Caterpillar brows' head, and misses by a millimeter. I didn't want to hit him. I was just angry. So I threatened them.

"That was a warning shot." I said as I pulled out another knife (because you can.). "Now, if you don't want to have a knife stuck in your head, I suggest you leave..."

"No can do, Y/N." Said Bird man. He pulled the trigger, and I shut my eyes out of fear. But the impact never came. I opened my eyes, and turned to look at the wall behind me. There was a bullet hole in it!

"We can make threats too! So how about you just come with us, an no one gets hurt, okay?"

I looked over, and saw that the other man was gone.

"So, Bird man," I said, referring to his hair, ignoring the question,and he knew it too. "Where'd Caterpillar brows go? Run off and get scared?"

Suddenly, I was hit with something from the back of my head. I fall forward, and black out.

Paul P.O.V.

I had managed to sneak behind Y/N, and hit her in the back of the head with my gun. She fell forward, and I'm guessing from the impact and falling, blacked out. Pat and I picked her up and put her in the back of the red car Tord had provided us with.

I didn't like this girl. She not only made fun of my eyebrows, and Pat's hair, but she actually threw a knife a single millimeter away from my face!

I can't wait until it's my turn to torture her...

Hello! Author here! Just wanted to say sorry for the picture, but I just SERIOUSLY ship Paul and Patryk. Paultryk is the best ship!

Ok bye!