(songs above just scroll)This is a Larry POV, so enjoyyyyyh (I got this idea from a fanfic that's no longer up)
Tired Blue Boy walks my way...
Sal and Ash were dating and I saw them getting closer to me holding hands ...
Holding a girl's hand...
Ash left to go buy her lunch in the cafeteria.
Basic Bitch leaves finally...
Me and sal kept talking, and I was debating whether I should tell him or not.
Now I can take her man...
"Sal~?"
Someone told me stay away from things that aren't yours...
"Yea Larry?" "I can talk to you about anything right?" "Of course, you know I love ya!"
But was he yours if he wanted me so baaaaad...
"Well sal I uh I-" IM BACK SALLL!!"
Pacify her...
"Now Larry what were you gonna say to sal, MY BOYFRIEND?"
She's getting on my nerves...
"Ash calm down babe~" "Sal I love you"
You don't love her...
"I uh- I love you too"
Stop lying with those words
Ash snuggled against sal glaring at me
Pacify her...
I glared at her back. "What're you looking at?!"
She's getting on my nerves...
"Calm down babe, he was zoning out."
"Okay I'm sorry Larry"
You don't love her...
"K, baby, I love you. "I love you too"
Stop lying with those words...
Me, Sal and Ash decided to go to my house, I didn't like it and I could tell Ash didn't either. "But do we haaaave to goooo Salll??"
I can't stand her whining
"Yes Ash, Larry's my friend!"
"Fineeee" she muttered
No one told her to come
Where's her binky now?...
"Ash stop being like that."
Loving her seems tiring...
"Larry can I talk to you?" "Yes of course!"
So boy just love me down, down, down...
"I'm so sorry for how Ash has been acting, she's been kinda bossy and bitchy lately" "no it's okay Sal, I-i didn't wanna interfere.. with what you guys hav—" Sal kissed me, but I guess I kissed back? It got interrupted by Ash walking in and screaming.
Someone told me stay away from things that aren't yours, but was he yours if he wanted me so baaaaad...
"LARRY!! HOW COULD YOU??!!"
"SAL WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!!"
Sal turned around " Ash, fuck off you've made my life miserable ever since we've started dating YOU'VE BEEN A BITCH TO ALL MY FRIENDS" Ash yelled at Sal "MAYBE BECAUSE I THOUGHT THIS WOULD HAPPEN!"
"Ash, you're being ridiculous, you've always hated me for no reason, AND GUESS WHAT WE ALL KNOW YOUVE BEEN WHORING AROUND!!"
Ash slapped me across the face.
