》☆🍕 pizza boy ☆《

~•♡ chapter one ♡•~

It was a normal night in the Soap House. Some people being horny, some wholesome, and some just vibing! 

"Okay guys, what do you all want for dinner?" Camila asked. Ayslin ran through the halls yelling the word 'penis'. 
"Shut the fuck up!" screamed Camila back.
"I'm lesbian." screamed Maxie.
Camila sighed, and decided to order some pizza. The weather that night was pretty bad, it was raining a lot, with signs of potential thunder. While the Soapies sat inside, doing their own thing, the doorbell rang.

"I'll get it!" Nina came running down the stairs. She opened the door to find not a pizza delivery man, but a soaking wet, short, crying boy. He looked no older than 12.

"What the fuck are you doing little boy?" Nina asked. Ayslin crept up behind her.
"Hey daddy!" She said to the young child.
"I'm not a little boy! And I'm not your daddy either you horny fuck!" He yelled. Maxie came running down.
"Guys, why is the pizza taking so long-" Maxie then saw the little boy standing outside the door.

"Hey buddy, what are you doing out here?" She kneeled down to reach his height.
"Bitch" Maxie jumped back.
"Ok I would like to apologize for my language, let me start over. My name is Alex Quackity. I am originally from Mexico, but I live here now. I left my home a few weeks ago because I was bored out of my mind, and now here I am. Homeless 🥺" he finished.

The three looked at each other. Quackity? They'd heard that name before.
"Wait, your last name is Quackity? Like, the Quackity?" Alex looked proud of himself.
"Yes!" He smiled :D
"Well why don't you come inside, I'm sure we can find a place for you to stay in our humble house!" Maxie smiled. Alex nodded and entered the house. Inside he saw over 20 other people in the house. 

"Who the fuck is this?" Pinky asked. "This is Alex. He's a short homeless man as you can see. He'll be staying with us for a bit, though I don't trust him." Ayslin looked at Alex with a suspicious, yet lust filled stare.

"Bitch why don't you trust me?" Alex cried.
"Alex, you seem like a thot!" Lillith exclaimed.
"Agreed. The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes." Ishi yelled.
"He smells like a bath and body works!" Michelle pointed out.

"Guys, be nice! He's homeless!" Tres said. Lillith, Ishi, and Michelle rolled their eyes.
"Wait. Do you mean Alex as in Quackity? Oh my god! Aren't you friends with Aksel? Yeah he's way cooler than you are" Pinky said with excitement.
"Aksel do be kinda hot tho" Nina said quietly.

"Anyways, we only have one bedroom. All 27 of us sleep in the same bed. Nothing sexy tho, thats for the Horny Chamber!" Maxie smiled. Alex didn't know how to feel about this...

a/n i genuinely have no clue where im going with this fanfic but i hope u like it either way