Yeehaw scale

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Whoops. So, little do you guys know I'm actually mostly a redneck/farm kid 😂 (Writings a side hobbie. It's my secrect life 🤫)
So these are just some country songs I think would match & how they rank on the yeeyee scale. Sorry, if you don't like country though...
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Micheal Myers: 2/10
So, this is kinda an iffy one. Micheal isn't quite your regular yeehaw. He may bring in a dead rabbit he caught every now an then but nothing else. He's not much of a hunter for larger game, (except victims) and isn't one to hang around wooded areas. He more of a small town kinda guy.

Songs for Micheal:
•I run to you- Lady Antebellum
•Colder weather- Zac Brown Band

Jason Voorhees: 7.5/10
This one's easy. Jason lives in the middle of the woods, in a cabin, and let's be honest, he ain't gonna just run into town every week. This boy definitely knows how to hunt. Hope ya like venison, y/n!

Songs for Jason & y/n:
•Forever and ever, Amen- Randy Travis
•Livin' on love- Alan Jackson

Bubba Sawyer: 9/10
I'd say bubba's more of your farm kid type than redneck. Y'all know he's got animals. *insert pet chicken* Not to mention he's got some real butchering skills. It'll come in handy next pig season.

Songs for Bubba:
•Sold- John Micheal Montgomery
•Runnin' out of air- Love and theft
•Would you go with me- Josh Turner
•Amazed- Lonestar

Thomas Hewitt: 10/10
We got ourselves another farm boy. He's got animals, fields, and most likely a barn somewhere. Thomas does work wherever he can. You know he'll put those muscles to work. He didn't just gain them overnight, y'know. Whether it's helping Luda in the garden or moving something for Hoyt, he's always working.

Songs for Thomas:
•Past the point of rescue- Hal Ketchum
•Done- Chris Janson (🥰)
•Something to be proud of- Montgomery Gentry
•You know me better than that- George Strait
•She's in love with the boy- Trisha Yearwood (this ones perfect omfg)


Bo Sinclair: 8/10
Naturally, Bo's got some advantage on this scale. His knowledge with mechanics mixed with his shotgun, dually, and southern accent would lead to this. Not just any city slicker is gonna be seen driving dually for one. At least I've never seen one do it. Secondly, that shotgun just ain't for show. You'd expect him to hunt with it at least a few times, especially with all that acreage surrounding Ambrose.

Songs for Bo:
•Stay a little longer- Brothers Osbourne
•Hard to love- Lee Brice
•If tomorrow never comes- Brooks Jefferson (🥺)
•One of them girls- Lee Brice
•The man I want to be- Chris Young
•If I lost you- Travis Tritt

(I highly recommend these and Thomas's songs...)

Lester Sinclair: 10/10
Lester is your basic redneck. Southern accent, hunting, knives, and a good old beater Chevrolet to go with it. Lester's probably brought home an animal more than once. Whether it was a fresh hit or one he got hunting, you know there'll be meat. He knows how to use a knife and use it well at best.

Songs for Lester:
•Brand new girlfriend- Steve Holy
•Ladies love country boys- Trace Atkins
•Somethin' I'm good at- Brett Eldredge
•Firecracker - Josh Turner

Vincent Sinclair: 5/10
So, unlike his other brothers, Vincent isn't as accustomed to hunting and such. Vincent knows how to use the same tools, like knives, but for different purposes. He likes to focus on his work and takes it very seriously. Vincent does have a truck of his own but doesn't use it as regularly.  Also, based on the radio in the basement, I'd say he doesn't listen to country that much.

Songs for Vincent:
•I'm gonna love you anyway- Trace Atkins
•Time is love- Josh Turner
•Must be doin' something right- Billy Currington
•As she's walking away- Zac Brown Band

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