Bill's POV:
I poofed back to my room after talking with Pinetree. I have a room for when I'm in human form or if I've used too much energy and need to rest. I sat down on my couch and thought about what happened. I told this human so much! He didn't need to know any of that, and I told him! At least I gave him the command to not tell anybody. If I specifically tell him to do, or not do, something then he has to obey the command. I own his soul, I can make him do whatever I want even if he doesn't want to. But since I'm so nice I like to have them agree first, exceptions only made if it's extremely important or I'm angry and get out of hand. I don't care much about a lot of what I told him, so long as it stays secret, but what surprises me is that I basically told him about my brother! My brother was captured by the Reverse Falls Gleeful's a year or so after I became friends with Stanford. Apparently, my brother had also become friends with his Stanford, but his betrayed him and enslaved him.
I got so angry with Stanford that I forgot the difference between him and his reverse. Instead of him betraying me, I betrayed him when I started to plan my revenge. Weirdmageddon was never a part of my original plan, I was just going to kill all the Gleefuls for hurting him. But when I realized there were more people out there doing this to demons and humans alike, I was too disgusted with them to leave them free of charge for their crimes. I couldn't think of what to do punish them though so when Fordsey started to think of worst case scenarios, I borrowed some of his ideas and added my own touch to it after. Really, Ford has himself to thank for Weirdmageddon. Without his schizophrenic brain, none of this would be happening right now.
Still, why did I almost tell Pinetree that? He's just a fleshbag I keep for entertainment, so why do I feel like I should answer all his absurd questions? Then it clicked, I remember how I took an interest in him. He was very interesting when I first saw him, innocent as well. Yes, Shooting Star is way more innocent than him but she cannot compare to Pinetree. Pinetree just had this thing about him, he was one of the only humans smart enough for my standards to take him seriously. And at his age, that is double impressive, Ford was barely over that line while Pinetree was well in a safe zone. Plus his magic capabilities were off the chart. There are two ways to increase your magic capabilities; one is that you're born with it and you just have to learn the spells, and the other is that you learn the spells but you have to practice with them daily. Pinetree was born with immense magic capabilities and now he is using it, while it Ford his whole life to get to Pinetree's level.
Pinetree just gets more interesting the more I watch him. He is one of the only human children I know that would willingly study in their spare time, but that impresses me because I wouldn't even do that if I was an ordinary human child. He also is a prodigy at almost anything he picks up, especially musical instruments. He may think of himself as awkward and sweaty now, but his older meatsack is very attractive by human standards. I await the day I can meet this older Pinetree, he would be twice as good as the Pinetree now, he would know combat, magic, and he has so much more confidence. But I want to actually see the transformation for myself, not just skip ahead to the final presentation. This should be interesting for sure, I tried to look farther into his timeline but I was blocked so I have no idea what's in for him after he turns 15.
Maybe I should tell Ford about his role in Weirdmageddon? How about I send Fordsey my own personal letter as well! Yes, I know about Dipper's letters to his family. He did tell me he wanted to, so when I felt that spell being used I knew it was him. Whenever he wrote a letter I would read it before he sent it off, I think they were quite flattering. I'm 'happy' he's having a good stay here, quotations because I'm not actually happy but I lack a better word at the moment. What should this letter say, I wonder? I think I'll just 'go with the flow', as the humans say. Sounds about right, that what I usually do anyway. Alright, let's get started!
