Pen Pals

Scheming

I was about to walk into the kitchen to get some breakfast, but I heard Joe and Johnny whispering, so I eased dropped.

"His English was so good, who knew he could speak it so well!" Said Joe.

"Well he's perfect, so it's no surprise." Tittered Johnny.

"I wish me good with English." Joe attempted food speak English, I held my mouth to prevent my laugh. Lol it was so uncalled for.

"Give it up." Johnny told him in Korean.

Overall though, Johnny was better in basic English, but never spoke it really. Joe was more enthusiastic and sometimes tried to say some things in English, but often made errors. If he tried to say something in English and I didn't understand, Johnny would translate in English. They really do bounce off each other, where one lacks the other has the lead. It was admirable. They looked the same, but were so different. I could obviously tell the difference, but that's because I know their personalities and have been with them for a while.

"Omd I had a nightmare of how pissed segsihan (sexy) was last night. I think our food would've eased his rejection, but I was too pussy to offer after seeing him stomp out her her room." Said Joe.

"Wait! So they didn't do ANYTHING dirty? You didn't hear moaning? Kissing? Movement?" Disappointedly sighed Johnny.

"Nope." Joe popped the 'p'.
"It was very silent. I heard some English shit, but you know I don't fuck with that language. Gosh they should've spoke french, then I would've understood a little." Giggled Joe.

"Depuis quand as-tu compris le français?"

"What you say? Bitch you know I don't speak french. But when did you learn french?" Joe scoffed with attitude. I wanted to laugh.

"I payed attention in culinary school. I just went to extra classes to pick up on french. Also I was seeing that french guy in China, so.." Johnny tried to play it cool, but Joe began hyping him.

"Lol I thought he was Jewish, his nose was big."

I couldn't help but snigger. Shit.

"Oof, you think Hanaiya is awake?" Said Joe, whispering again.

"Na... even if she is she takes forever to get out of bed. Whilst I make her breakfast, tell me more about Segsihan."

"Okay, so everything outside the bedroom seemed so sexual. Gosh, he's a lot bigger in person isn't he?" Joe said in a perverted tone.

"Stop sidetracking. But yeah he's tall and built strong, like what the hell. Who has a job like him and works out at the same time?"

"For real! Must be genetics. So yeah, he was grabbing her and shit, he was so aggressive, but she liked it, because she didn't fight back."

What the fuck?!?! I did fight fucking back!! Imma stab Joe's ass.

"Mhmm..." Johnny initiated for Joe to continue.

"It's also weird, but on TV he looks so sweet and innocent. In magazines he seems like the husband you want to showcase you your parents. He's so sweet!"

"For real! Last night he looked intimidating as fuck, but in a sexy way. Oh shit!" Johnny piped up as if he found some sort of discovery.

"What!?" Joe said excitedly.

It was silent for a few seconds and all you could hear was a whisk whisking something.

"No Korean girl could handle Segsihan, thats probably why he like Hanaiya." Woah'd Johnny. All I could do was shake my head.