Incorrect Quotes!
Alucard: Hey Granger.
Granger: Shut the fuck up.
Alucard: rawr xD
Granger, sobbing: Shut the fuck up, I'm begging you.
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Harley: *taking a nap*
Harith, in his room: SUPRISE! I'M IN YOUR HOUSE!
Harley: wh-
Harith: Also, I talked to Lesley, she's making spaghetti tonight.
Harley: you ju-
Harith: I love spaghetti :)
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Johnson: *sees group of people doing stupid shit*
Johnson: God, what fools.
Johnson: *realizes they are Alpha, Saber, Angela and Bruno*
Johnson: Wait- Those are MY fools!
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Alpha: Sometimes, I think about..
Alpha: *thinks about Lancelot without realizing he's a male*
Alpha: Girls!
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[this next one might be offensive, idk i just dont want to hurt anyone's feelings-]
Gusion, holding back tears: Lord..forgive me, for I have sinned..
Gusion: Alexa..download Minecraft Sex Mod.
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Ruby: You can't spell 'adventure' without 'FEAR' or 'FUN!'
Roger: You can't spell.
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Johnson: Alright kids! Put on your seatbelts and get ready!
Bruno: *scoffs* You can't tell me what to d-
Johnson, holding a gun: Put on your fucking seatbelt.
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[sexual theme comin' up, skip if u want]
Alucard: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing?
Ling: No, it's called highjacking.
Zilong: Guys, no. It's weedwhacking >:]
Granger: No, it's called disappointing your mother.
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Alice: WERE YOU DROPPED ON THE HEAD AS A CHILD?!
Dyrroth: Bold of you to assume I was even held.
Alice:
Alice:...are you okay-
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Fanny: You gotta learn how to love yourself.
Kimmy: Huh?? Don't you fuckin' hate yourself??
Fanny: Yeah but this about you, stay focused.
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Layla:*smirks* If you and the boys don't piss in the same urinal, are you even homies?
Miya: You don't even have a penis.
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Cecilion: I mean, I'm not sure if we can break the fourth wall in the game.
Carmilla: *chugs two bottles of aspirin* watch this.
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Granger: To forgive thots is up to God.
Granger: *cocks gun*
Granger: But to send them to him is up to me.
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[alright, that's it :p
-DelDei]
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Mobile Legends: Bang Bang Oneshots, Incorrect Quotes, Headcanons and Others!
De TodoWarning: This will contain cuss words so if you don't like that...sorry. And there might be a ton of angst, or not. I'm a sucker for it, not really. :7
