Far From Home (Viperion X Reader)

Chapter Thirteen

           So, I'm in front of this house and its huge. I wonder who lives there. They must be really rich. Imagine how many rooms would be in there. How much fun would it be to live in here. What if it had insane security? I could dress up and play ninja all day and I would feel like Golden Girl back at home. And just how many cats could I fit in? I'm  hearing police sirens.
            Shit! I forgot I was being chased. Just as I turn to leave, I hear a voice. It says, "Hello, you've been there for some time now. How can I help you?"
Oh. I look into the camera that's just popped out.
      "Never mind... Uh, wait! I'm kinda being chased by the police right now and I have no where to stay. C...can you help me?"  Long shot. I know but, hey it could work.
There's a pause. A long pause. I'm almost sure they stopped listening but just when the police car turned round the corner and was in sight, they said, "No, I can't."
            Asshole. Had to wait till the cops got me. But, not to worry they won't get me. I hope. I run around to the side of the mansion and jump the highest I can. Then, I jump down the fence, and into the compound. Percy meows and I hide, dragging her along.
           "Shh, girl!".  Okay, I don't know why I'm doing what I'm doing right now but, I'm just curious as to who lives here. You know, its like, the house just kicked up some old detective spirits in me.
             As I snoop around the house, looking for ways to get in without getting caught, I start to think of home. I sigh, you could say that my job at home was very complicated. I was a spy for the most top secret investigation and detective part of the security sector in the government. My job was so secret and so special that nobody knew I worked there. Well, nobody except my boss and best friend. And Percy because she's sort of my sidekick.
              Agent Gregory recruited me because he noticed some unusual things about me which I'd just labelled as normal. So, it was a stormy night and I'd just robbed a store. See, I'm a criminal and I have a criminal record and all that but, its the life I enjoy. Sure, being a supercool detective is, well, supercool but I needed a diversity plus, a cover for if I ever get caught. I just wanted candy but, unfortunately for the sales boy and some idiot dumbass thief with an inflated ego and nonexistent IQ, I was in criminal mode that night.
            I wore my suit and with Percy headed to the store to 'buy' candy. When I got there, this hefty guy is threatening the sales boy and the latter is trembling in fear. I see he's holding a bag of candy he's apparently planned to steal. Oh no, boy. That's mine! I walk up to him pinning my [your hair length][your hair color] hair into a [your favorite hairstyle] and tap him on the shoulder, batting my eyelashes innocently. Not before I wink at the cute sales boy though. Just as the candy thief turns his face to look at me, I land him a punch to the face which catches him off guard.
               Then, I kick him in the groin, feeling kinda bad too. I'd hate to experience that sort of pain but, hey, he deserved it. When he fell against the fancy lamp and crashed to the ground, I snatched the bag from him and reached over the counter.
            "Hey!," I said," You okay in there?"   
            "Wh... who are you?"
              "Stop trembling, okay. My name is...  Gigi. Yeah, Gigi."
             "I'm calling the police."
I yanked the telephone from him. Moving menacingly closer to his face, I remind him that I just saved his ass and he reminds me that the guy I knocked out is standing up. But, I already know that and, without looking, I kick him square in the face without even looking. I can see the awe in pretty boy's eyes.
            "I know. I'm pretty dang amazing, right. You owe me, you know."
       "What?", He says.
I lift up the bag of candy. How about that. But, he doesn't agree and I can see that he's smirking. What the...? I can hear police sirens outside. Shit!
He actually called them. Taking one last look into his crystal blue eyes, I sigh and jump on the roof. I punch through the glass ceiling and jump through with Percy following close and, eventually overtaking me.

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Hey, I was feeling super moody tonight and decided on a long chapter and Golden Girl's history, sort of. Its not done yet. I'll write the next chapter tonight and post it too.

~DorkySilver❤