Death's Angel

Chapter 1

I could never remember what happened after I came to heaven. Really I've been focusing so hard on being apart of the harem. God had been encouraging me to be apart of the Harem because I'm the smartest angel. He likes how I follow everything in the bible to a T and serve my man. I was made out of my follow mens rib. So serving for them is my only real purpose.
God has rankings for every angel. 10 is the lowest ranking and that's when you just get sent down to hell and turn into a terrifying beast that no one will love. The 3 top rankings are his favorites. The 1st ranking is his own harem. Where they get his affection and commitment to his heart. You also get special treatments and get to do more than most angels. Right now I'm on rank 2. I would be at one already if it wasn't for Roxanne trying to knock me out of grace.
Once you fall from grace you lose your rank to whoever called you out. One time I accidentally was caught laughing at one of the men's jokes and got caught by Roxanne. Putting her in my harem spot but God gave me another chance. He told me I was still his favorite but I have to try harder to get his love and affection.
I don't think he understands that Roxanne has been trying to get me kicked out of heaven for good. Well, she can't do it this time because I read the bible to the T and I just want god to love me as I adore him. I keep my head held up and keep my spirits held up high.
I just wish every angel wasn't trying to rip each other apart. Always watching each other waiting for them to just make one little slip. Ever since the humans started doing more sinful things God has been very strict on the rules. Lately, he prohibited things like music and dancing and any of the sort. He stopped giving them Guardian Angels because we would get corrupted by them.
Soulmates are no longer allowed to be together something about how that isn't love. He told everyone that they were only allowed to love him and his son. Jesus is a whole other story. Jesus stays at the Otherside Sky Pub where all the other supernaturals and Otherside beings. God won't let us go there because we could get corrupted also. God is almost ready to kick Jesus out of Heaven and make a new messiah. Mary, Jesus's mother, got kicked out of heaven after she tried to encourage female Angels were just as equal as male angels are. I feel like she was right but God told me it was all wrong and that she cheated on her husband. Sometimes I feel like God lies for his own benefits, but why would he do that if he loves us with all his heart?