Death's Angel

Chapter 13

"She looks like a whole snack," Ark says while he's watching this big-screen device. I point at the big screen device. 

"What's that." I sound confused. 

"Oh shit, that's right. That's a T.V, A laptop, a phone…." She points at all different devices. "They're all entertainment devices and keeps our world connected to the earth and other side." She hands me a phone."I bought this for you."You mean you lied to Satan and said you wanted a phone but really you got the phone for her."

"Ark, I will beat you. You know how hard it is to find a sugar daddy. Don't answer that. Satan and Death are the only sugar daddy's around here. Death is also engaged. Any woman can hit on death and death doesn't care. He misses him…" she starts gaging. "His baby girl. He talks about his baby girl all the time and how he would do anything to get her back. He's not happy." She sighs. "everyone still tries to hit on him and he gives them the cold shoulder. One of his biggest fans is Roxy. She's literally a dumb bitch." She looks at me "I'm so sorry I'm ranting at this point. I'm a succubus. Not the same as an incubus. Ark here is a gay trans man. He's here for really being himself."

"Like I said I'd rather be in hell than be in heaven."

"I'm here because in our past life we murdered someone, we are bisexual, and we did have sex before we were married. But not with our Ex-husband...we never fucked our ex-husband. We didn't murder someone on purpose. Our ex-husband pretty much went way over his head and we almost got our house robbed. But we shot them. While I have the bad devilish memories you have good memories."

"....I don't remember anything but the basics." I say nervously

"You….are serious?" I nodded my head.

"Maybe the halo took not only her memories in heaven it took the memories she as the angel part of her to remember." Ark is puzzled.

"I feel so bad right now, I wish I could remember something right now. I only remember the basics and why and how I got kicked out of Heaven. Why would he erase my memories?" I look at Phine confused.

"I don't know but trust me it's better here. God was always a dick." 

"Are you hungry? We have food. We have cheese pizza with stuffed crust. Tonight would not be the greatest time to go outside. Especially if Death and Satan are going to get ready for war." Ark offered the pizza. 

"I hope you don't make me sleep in these clothes because I feel like it would irritate my skin."

“ you can wear my booty shorts and a loose shirt. My clothes are yours and you can use them anytime you need them. Tomorrow we’ll show you around and get you comfortable.” she changes it to two people who’s on a stage talking into the microphone. There’s this little podium and it looks like there’s a crowd. The demon on stage looks like he’s head of every demon. Then there’s someone that kinda looks like me but its a he. I’m guessing he’s a reaper is what i heard. My heart starts racing when I see the reapers face and I let a little sigh out looking at him. “Those guys are Death and Satan. The demon is Satan and  the reaper is Death. How we are seeing this is through a camera. They are about to tell us a plan of action.” We both sit down on the couch.

“Well we tried talking to God about our concerns and requests.” Death started out then Satan interrupted. Satan stood up tall and he looked pissed.

“THE DICK IN THE SKY DECIDED TO DISGRACE NOT ONLY ME BUT HIS GRACEFUL DOWNFALL DEATH. I WANT HIS HEAD ON A FUCKING PLATE AND SOMEONE TO SKULL FUCK HIS EYES OUT.” flames start coming his mouth and his sigil flames up. His pointy snake tongue hangs out of his mouth and his eyes flames up too. Pretty much he’s in flames. I’m surprised his suit isn't on fire. “WHAT HE’S DONE TO DEATH IS SO UNFORGIVABLE AND UNFORGETTABLE AND HE MADE US LOOK LIKE PATHETIC LITTLE EARTHWORMS. ESPECIALLY IN OUR PUBLIC EYE. HE WAS LUCKY DEATH DIDN’T FUCKING RIP HIS EYES OUT AT THE MEETING.” 

“Now Satan we need to calm down. Look everyone, we are not here to hurt the angels themselves. I want to make that very clear. The angel public is not the one pulling the strings. They are God’s little puppets and they know nothing about what’s happening on the other side.” then Death looks a little bit pissed and his devil horns show up a little bit. They are long horns. His eyes start twitching. He chuckles a little bit then smiles insanely. “ NOW THE DICK TOOK OUR FUCKING QUEEN AND I WOULD TO HAVE HER FUCKING BACK IN MY ARMS. MY PEOPLE MISS HER SO MUCH RIGHT NOW AND I WOULD LOVE FOR NOTHING THEN GOD ON A FUCKING STICK AND ME TO RIP OUT HIS FUCKING EYES! I’m glad to report that I left with that son of bitch’s blood on my hand. It tasted just as amazing as I thought it would.” He breathes out and calms down. Satan continues.

“He is right, Some of those angels are our loved one being forced into this war with consent. We will be going to war with them and I’m so sorry to report this to our angel lovers. We have no choice. God left us no choice.” Satan looks down deeply hurt for the people who loves an Angel.

“We don’t know currently if some angel’s still have their memories of you guys. I know my angel didn’t.” Death starts tearing up with black tears. He turns around to hide that he was about to cry. I don’t think anyone noticed it because Satan was in front of him hiding it. 

“We will not give up on our loved ones. We haven’t given up on them then and we’re not giving up on them now. Even if an Angel doesn’t like us, they don’t deserve to be treated like a little slave everyday. That’s not a leader. That will never be a leader. We will get Jesus up in the clouds if i have to sacrifice myself. For people like you who gave me joy and happiness. I’d sacrifice for y'all in a heartbeat.” 

  Death plays with his ring on his ring finger and comes back to Satan. He keeps a great front face to crowd. 

“I’m willing to sacrifice myself too. Just as long as my queen is alright and back on my throne. We will be getting ready for the war tomorrow.  Any one is good to join.” Everyone cheers and screams for the leaders. The channel switches over to cute little cartoon. I look over at Ark and he’s shocked.

“Do you think that Flynt got his memory erased after the trail after Angeline got down here?”

“I don’t know Ark.” Phine said sadly