Death's Angel

Chapter 7

   My name is Proserpine and I'm one of Satan's Succubi. I'm always wearing my crop top and booty shorts and fishnets. I have my sigil on my back. All demons have their own sigil that gives them the strength of a true demon. There's really no reason to use our sigils.
   In hell, it's pretty much how you think hell would be. It's exactly the opposite of Heaven. Satan is an especially chill guy that doesn't go fucking people over. We are also allies to the reapers. 
    Death and Satan are best friends pretty much but Death sometimes hates Satan being childish. Death is a very mature guy. Actually, all the reapers are very mature but some of them can be fun. Death owns the Otherside Sky Bar so any being can have fun and not sit and live in this depressing afterlife. He was pissed when he found out God closed down heaven. God rules with fear and paranoia that every angel is being watched which fucking sucks man. 
   It's probably because he's keeping one of Death's valuable items in heaven so he can extort and blackmail him. We asked him what it was but Death always goes silent on us and walks away.
   It's not only Death that is pissed off at God for locking down heaven. A lot of demons fell in love with Angels. My best friend Ark fell in love with this Angel Flynt. Which being gay is a sin in heaven. Flynt had to hide it from God and Ark was upset about it but accepted this a little bit. A lot of Angels and Demons go into the Reaper to stay with each other. Well...we used to. Death and Satan signed a peace treaty for Demons and Reapers so now we can be whatever we want and still be in love. 
   Now I'm not saying every Reaper is in love to be a reaper. Really it could be a choice of yours, or you've outgrown Satan and started becoming a good demon, or you were a bad Angel and got kicked out of heaven. Sometimes Death will stop the soul from splitting up and just make them a reaper if the good and bad are balanced.
    Now my case is a case of God being a complete dick and doing someone else's job. Everyone asks how my human form died. It was really...a huge fucking mess really.  my own 'husband' slit my throat in the woods. He made me dig my own grave and all that bullshit. He did a really sloppy job on covering up. Like I said my past life was a massive mess.
    When I got killed and I was one soul. I was supposed to be a reaper but God interfered with Death's work. Pushing me down to hell and kidnapping Evangeline. What a prick. Enough about that Egotistical having no dick having dumb prick.
    Let's talk about Satan. I've talked mostly about the other two. But you always save the best for last. Now Satan is a very reasonable guy with his demons. He has the two most powerful demons as his own bodyguards just in case someone gets funny ideas. I don't know the other demon's name but I know Reese. She's one of my friends. She's really tough but she can be clumsy at times. She is really chill and mellow when you talk to her. 
     Satan does torture people don't get me wrong. There are really bad people in hell. It really depends on the offense you did. If you're a pedo you're def going to get tortured. But if you're apart of the pride, of course, he's not going to punish you. It's just God's dumbass rules. One time he went back to the old testament and ended up giving us everyone that ate meat. What kind of bullshit is that? 
    Satan also has a Harem. There's also this dumb bitch named Roxy which she can go get AIDS and die for all I care. She apparently was rich and apparently, she ended up dying in a car crash with her tesla while she was drunk with the most expensive wine. Had apparently celebrities who showed up at her funeral. At least she had a funeral. She's also been trying to hit up Death. A lot of people try to hit on Death and every time they do he just stares at them like their idiots. It's really funny to watch the new demons to fall for Death.
    I heard the meeting didn't go as well as we thought it was. God won't let up on the ban and he won't return the thing he stole from Death in the first place. The Angels are in for a big surprise when we go to war. None of the demons have used their true forms yet. Death is ready to start killing Angels and put them into his little soul collection.