~Chat 9~

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Dekusquad (+Y/N)

KettleHater: you get 1000 dollars but the person you hate most gets 50000 dollars
would you take it?

BroccoliFace: anyone could use 1000 dollars and i don't really hate anyone

FloatyFunChild: hell no i don't want that bitch to get 50000 dollars

IAMSPEED: i would also take it

KermitDeFrog: me too, kero

SleepDeprived: why wouldn't i want 51000 dollars?

KettleHater: Y/N we've been through this smh

BroccoliFace: oh no Y/N you're like the best

IAMSPEED: Y/N it is unhealthy to talk about yourself like that!

FloatyFunChild: we all love you Y/N!

KermitDeFrog: yeah, kero

SleepDeprived: lmao if i said something like that in the bakusquad chat they would all probably agree
you guys are just too wholesome

KettleHater: the difference between us and the bakusquad is that we help you through ur problems with overbearing love and support and strategies whereas the bakusquad comes across a problem and their only solution after an hour of brainstorming is murder.

SleepDeprived: shit, you right.

KettleHater: when am i wrong?

SleepDeprived: according to my calculations, always teehee

BroccoliFace: shit Y/N went there

KettleHater: this is why no one likes u Y/N

SleepDeprived: no one asked for your opinion candy cane

KettleHater: robot

SleepDeprived: daddy issues

KettleHater: human calculator

SleepDeprived: pokémon ball
wait shit, do you think if i throw shoto at kami that it'll catch him?

BroccoliFace: wait what

SleepDeprived: because todo looks like a pokemon ball and denki is pikachu

FloatyFunChild: holy shit, you right!

KermitDeFrog: my mind is blown

KettleHater: i hate all of you, especially Y/N

SleepDeprived: aww love you too bby boy

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