Dekusquad (+Y/N)
BroccoliFace: so how'd it go?
SleepDeprived: can't talk, eating
KettleHater: it went well, Y/N told one of her crackhead stories, i went in, got the card. BAM WE WIN BITCHES
FloatyFunChild: what story did Y/N tell?
SleepDeprived: i told him, "i used to get mad when men would make jokes about how women's periods make them irrational, but now i just remember that during the Victorian times, a table's legs were thought to arouse men so they invented table cloths to cover them so that men wouldn't get erections during dinner, i might cry for no reason but at least i've never gotten a BONER from a fucking TABLE.
KettleHater: YOU SAID THAT TO MY FATHER?
SleepDeprived: yeah bitch he loved it. he even shook his head in disappointment and said he doesn't know how i'm the top of the class.
KettleHater: ur never helping me with my top secret missions again
BroccoliFace: oh shit Y/N whatcha gonna do now?
SleepDeprived: WHO TAUGHT THE CHILD TO SWEAR?
KettleHater: *slowly points to bakugou*
SleepDeprived: he's dead
