~Chat 23~

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Dekusquad (+Y/N)

BroccoliFace: so how'd it go?

SleepDeprived: can't talk, eating

KettleHater: it went well, Y/N told one of her crackhead stories, i went in, got the card. BAM WE WIN BITCHES

FloatyFunChild: what story did Y/N tell?

SleepDeprived: i told him, "i used to get mad when men would make jokes about how women's periods make them irrational, but now i just remember that during the Victorian times, a table's legs were thought to arouse men so they invented table cloths to cover them so that men wouldn't get erections during dinner, i might cry for no reason but at least i've never gotten a BONER from a fucking TABLE.

KettleHater: YOU SAID THAT TO MY FATHER?

SleepDeprived: yeah bitch he loved it. he even shook his head in disappointment and said he doesn't know how i'm the top of the class.

KettleHater: ur never helping me with my top secret missions again

BroccoliFace: oh shit Y/N whatcha gonna do now?

SleepDeprived: WHO TAUGHT THE CHILD TO SWEAR?

KettleHater: *slowly points to bakugou*

SleepDeprived: he's dead

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