Bakugou + Y/N
Bakuhoe: it's kinda funny when english teachers say that they can tell if we didn't read the book.
SleepDeprived: like no you can't bitch. you can tell when people are badly bullshitting their paper. i didn't even read the spark notes and barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.
SleepDeprived: you kneel before my throne unaware that it's made of lies.
Bakuhoe: that is the best fucking sentence i have ever heard.
SleepDeprived: why is this conversation so weird?
Bakuhoe: i don't know.
SleepDeprived: OMG YOU ARENT SCREAMING AT ME THROUGH TEXT. IS THIS BAKUGOAT LANGUAGE FOR YOU LOVE ME????
Bakuhoe: BITCH I'LL KILL YOU.
SleepDeprived: i'll kill you: basic threat, overused, lacks serious threat
pee your pants: up and coming, respectable, unexpected.
i will pee your pants: full of the promise of grief and terror, absolutely devastating.
Bakuhoe: your pants can't wait for my pee
SleepDeprived: and here we have it, the most terrifying sentence known to man.
SleepDeprived: so what are ur plans for the day?
Bakuhoe: taking you out
SleepDeprived: like on a date or with a rifle?
Bakuhoe: that's a surprise.
SleepDeprived: it would probably be a bad decision to actually go but yolo
Bakuhoe: I TAKE IT BACK YOURE A FUCKING DEVIL WOMAN
SleepDeprived: oh shit, here we go again
Bakuhoe: just promise me to never say yolo again
SleepDeprived: i can't make that promise
Bakuhoe: fucking fine, i'll pick you up at 8?
SleepDeprived: i'm excited, i've wanted to die for 16 years
Bakuhoe: DONT MAKE ME FUCKING REMOVE YOUR VOCAL CORDS
SleepDeprived: oh no not my vocal cords!! how am i meant to be a smart ass without them???
Bakuhoe: the thing is... you don't!
SleepDeprived: well that's fucking boring.
