League Of Bitches (+Y/N)
SleepDeprived: you call it "really bad at darts", i call it freestyle acupuncture
CrispyBoi: sir, i'm going to have to ask you to leave this bar.
HandFetish: how are you not a villain?
SleepDeprived: because i'm just that amazing
Mosquito: Y/N! 💖💖💖
SleepDeprived: Mosquito!!!!
Mosquito: i'm not a mosquito :(
SleepDeprived: but... you suck blood...
CrispyBoi: shit she got u toga
Ghastly: we shouldn't have a hero in this chat
CrispyBoi: nah Y/N's cool. and she's too scared of being a snitch that she'll never tell on us
SleepDeprived: it's the homie code
SleepDeprived: guys... Bakugou (y'know the one you KIDNAPPED) just yelled, "I SWEAR I'LL CUT OFF WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF TOUCH MY FUCKING COKE." and i came into the room like what the fuck and it was Bakugou and my cat sitting by a glass of coca cola with his paw almost touching the inside of it and both of them didn't even break eye contact.
HandFetish: i can't believe this is the next generation of hero's
SleepDeprived: if you think that's bad wait until you see Denki fucking Kaminari
CrispyBoi: is shoto at least normal?
SleepDeprived: bitch he's like my bestest bitch
CrispyBoi: fuck then we know he ain't normal
SleeDeprived: i will throw you into the fucking sun
CrispyBoi: try me bitch
