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Dekusquad (+Y/N)

SleepDeprived: I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF. LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS BULLSHIT.

IAMSPEED: maybe if you'd go outside and use natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn't have happened (:

KettleHater: ida be out here throwing shade. but i agree

SleepDeprived: OH IM SORRY, IT'S 3:38 AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS BURNT HAND AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT.

FloatyFunChild: why am i not a banana?

BroccoliFace: because your genetic code dictates that you are human. however you should be pleased to know that you share 50-60% of your DNA with a banana

FloatyFunChild: thanks deku

SleepDeprived: are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than others?

IAMSPEED: i highly suggest you go to sleep so i'm shutting down the chat.

SleepDeprived: i'll just go annoy the bakusquad then and if bakugou kills me, it's your fault ida.

IAMSPEED has shutdown the chat for 9 hours

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