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SleepDeprived: my bakugoat is constantly mocking me for how lightly i like my toast. "your hot bread is done," he says to me. disgusting.

Bakuhoe: i don't say that. "hot" would imply it's been in the toaster for more than 15 seconds. "your lightly warmed bread is done." i tell you.

Bakuhoe: one day i'm not even gonna put in the toaster, just gonna breathe real hard on it for a minute and you'll be like, "wow this is perfectly done!"

SleepDeprived: "thank you so much for warming up my bread for me, babe, i'm so glad we're dating, i love you." i say to you every time your mean little ass makes me toast.

OffBrandPikachu: what is this chaos

BroccoliFace: how did kacchan manage to get Y/N to date him?

PinkQueen: BITCH YOU DIDNT TELL ME BAKUGOU WAS UR FUCKING BOYFRIEND.

Goddess: i feel hurt

Airpods: i can't believe you've done this

ShittyTapeDispenser: why does bakugou even make you toast? i wouldn't trust him not to poison it...

SleepDeprived: eh, he can poison me any day and i'd say thank you ;)

KettleHater: why did you pick bakugou?

Bakuhoe: cuz i'm fucking amazing, that's why

SleepDeprived: don't worry sho sho, you'll forever be my hubby.

BroccoliFace: Y/N do you wanna come get ice cream with me? i needa talk to you.

SleepDeprived: AWWW SURE THING BABY ANYTHING FOR U.

InvisibleBitch: bakugou watch out, 'zuku is gonna steal ur girl

Bakuhoe: id like to see him try.

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