Todoroki + Y/N
SleepDeprived: i like when you're in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then they open it like it's a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they're confirming it's money. "don't bother counting it, it's all there. 12." then they always pick one up and inspect it like. "yeah, it's grade A alright... the real deal."
KettleHater: people are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut
SleepDeprived: this is why your brother left
KettleHater: i really dislike you right now.
SleepDeprived: no we all know that i'm your main-est hoe
KettleHater: you got me there
SleepDeprived: whenever i'm sad i just think about how the welsh word for microwave is popty ping.
KettleHater: that.... that helps
