Kaminari and Y/N
SleepDeprived: it's weird how people say follow your dreams
OffBrandPikachu: i'm intrigued, how so?
SleepDeprived: they should say follow your ambitions because once i had a dream where i worked for a place that tried to genetically engineer ducks to speak english except the ducks only criticised people's fashion sense.
OffBrandPikachu: 1. why do you only tell me things like this? and 2. please follow your dream that sounds fucking amazing
SleepDeprived: i message you this stuff because ur the only one who understands my weirdness.
OffBrandPikachu: i honestly don't understand your weirdness but pop off i guess.
SleepDeprived: bruh you're probably on the same level as weirdness as me. but that's fair.
OffBrandPikachu: so. i was at the bus stop yesterday with kiri and he goes to me "dude there are more dead people in the world than living people" and the woman standing next to us whispers "holy shit" and i fucking lost it
SleepDeprived: who knew kiri could be so deep, i'm just sat here questioning everything now.
OffBrandPikachu: we should all go out soon, it's been too long :(
SleepDeprived: hell yeah you should come to my room now and i'll paint ur nails.
OffBrandPikachu: this will be iconic, 4am sleepover.
SleepDeprived: hurry up and yeet yourself over here.
OffBrandPikachu: yes mum
