Remnants Faker (RWBY x Male Reader)

Chapter 25.2 : The Date

"*sighs* What am I doing?"

I check my clothes through a large window.

Yang suggested I wear these clothes as I waited for my "date" with Akame.

Y/n: "*sighs* What do I even say"

Acnologia: "Anything. Don't just stay mute"

Y/n: "Why the hell are you here anyway?"

Acnologia: "I was kicked out since she was going to get ready. Bullshit. All I wanted to do was sleep"

Y/n: "Quit your whining"

Acnologia: "Look who's talking"

Y/n: "Whatever. I'm going to find you a date aswell"

Acnologia: "As if I need your help"

Y/n: "You can find yourself a girl?"

Acnologia: "Of course!!"

Y/n: "Why don't you have a girlfriend or even a date?"

Acnologia: "Because I am not focused on that. I want to beat every man-"

Y/n: "You like men?"

Acnologia: "No!!"

Y/n: "I'll just help you find a date. Supposed we will be having some type of ball in the future and I can't have my teammates without dates.. how about Yang?"

Acnologia: "Too Annoying"

Y/n: "Weiss?"

Acnologia: "Too full of herself"

Y/n: "Ruby?"

Acnologia: "Too energetic"

Y/n: "Blake?"

Acnologia: "..."

Y/n: "I think we have a winner!!"

Acnologia: "No we don't. I was thinking of what to say"

Y/n: "And?"

Acnologia: "Too... quiet?"

Y/n: "Hmm... Velvet?"

Acnologia: "The bunny? No"

Y/n: "But the one I brought from the forest? You didn't say no"

I nudge him in the gut as he turns away.

Y/n: "I think someone likey likey our Velvet"

Acnologia: "Leave me the hell alone!!"

Y/n: "Still not denying it I see?"

Acnologia doesn't turn around but isn't aware I could see his reflection from the window. He had a pretty big grin when I was talking about her. I didn't budge any longer as I laid back on the wall.