Why do i have a dick?- part 64

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I laid there in bed not wanting to wake up. At least it's a Friday.
"Good morning y/n" I hear someone say in a girl voice
I got scared and slowly started to pull the covers over my head to avoid whatever is there.
"Wait what the fuck. Why am I right there" the voice says again. It sounds like.... me?
I turn over in bed to see what looks like me laying in bed next to me.
"AHH WHAT THE FUCK" I screamed, sitting up quickly, I freaked out, and so does the person beside me
"WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME?" THEY SCREAMED
"WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE ME" WE SCREAM AT  THE SAME TIME
I grab my thigh area and feel something in my sweats.
"WHY DO I HAVE A DICK" I SCREECH MOVING MY HAND OFF
The person that look like me giggles
"Hey person that looks like me, that's not funny. WHY DO I FEEL LIKE THIS. IT TINGLES. NO HURTS" I begin to yell
THEY BURST OUT INTO LAUGHTER EVEN MORE
"Babe I think we switched body's" they giggle, calming down a whole lot.
"C-calum?" I question
"Yeah I think so. But you're like- me" he says looking at his body.
"Help me" I pout nodding down to my lower area.
"No you don't give me morning head" he scrunches his face up.
It's weird bc my voice sounds just like his and so does my body.
"I'm just kidding, Imma give better head then you" he smirks getting on his knees
"CALUM WHAT THE FUCK" I yelp in his deep voice pushing his body away.
"I try to pee right?" I ask getting off the bed.
"DAMN" he says noticing it
"I didn't know it looked like THAT" he says again
"Goodbye" I say walking away from the bed , going into the bathroom.
"what THE FUCK" the girl in the room groans
"Wha?" I ask
"Boobs. HURT" he says
I walk out into my room to see my boyfriend laying on his stomach.
"Yeah , see?" I question
He gasp turning to look at me
"I have to be at the studio In 40 minutes" he says completely scared id say.
My mouth goes agape. Well technically his.
"Guess I gotta hope I know my boyfriend enough to be him" I smile
He rolls his eyes
"IM NOT USED TO THIS. ITS WEIRD" I say gesturing between the two of us.
"Well you better get ready to go to work daddy" he smirks
"Dosent work like that. Im not actually you so I don't get turned on by that" I triumphantly smile, walking away to put on his blue jeans. The one's with the whole at the crotch. Cuffing them at the bottom like he would.

Driving on my way to the studio I pick up a coffee, hoping to dear god the boys don't want any vocals recorded and that I can get away with this because I have no ideas of the songs. So let's hope today is purely writing day. My usual Starbucks order taste delightful and I smile in content listening to some jams as I quickly arrive at the location.
I walk in the door and walk to room A304 sighing as I hear the boys. "Hey cal" Luke smiles at me.
"Good to see you brother" I say not used to the accent cal has. I hope that it's something my boyfriend would say.
"Hey buddy, what's with the coffee. You don't get it light usually?" Ashton ask, patting me on the back as he gives me a hug.
"Uhhh, oh yeah, y/n suggested it to me, it's actually pretty good" I say hoping it was a good enough lie.
"Told you light coffee is good!" I hear Michaels cute accent pipe up. I've always liked michaels voice, as he's kept the accent the most, Luke always alternating.
"Ah shut up mate" I giggle
"What is up with you?" Luke softly laughs
I get scared and go quiet.
"First the coffee, now you're giggling" he explains with a smile
"It's his lady" Ashton smiles and walks away to the booth.
"We recording today?" I ask
"Nah , just Ashton, hes doing some drum stems." Michael explains sitting on the sofa next to me
"You my friend, are gonna write" he says again , shoving a notepad in my lap, quickly giving the pen.
"Yeah" I say
"So is y/n still upset with you?" He ask , raising an eyebrow.
I mentally get happy that he mentions me. I take mental note that he and the boys talk about me. I also think to myself. Am I still mad?
"Uh , no actually. She's really caring you know, and that's puts out the strong emotions of her. I think I hurt her, when I let her come over without me" I say, giving my self on the back. cals always been one to respond thoroughly with great thought.
"Yeah mate. That was like a stab in the back to her. Not to mention you were close with her" Michael reasons
This is why I'm second closest to him, I think.
"Yeah, I truly care about her. I don't wanna another , just somebody" I reason hoping it's how cal feels. After all he's explained to me it makes sense.
"That's good. She's the only person I can see and want you with" he smiles nudging my shoulder and I blush out a smile.
"What about you and crys?" I ask
Mike is quiet. Fuck calum dosent day crys like that.
"Yeah uh we wanna ask you something?" He says with deep thought.
"Yeah?"
"If we were to get married in the future. We , well I want you to be my best man. Me and her were just talking about what we want for our future you now?" Michael asked like scared.
"You're asking for future reference if I'll be your best man?" I ask hella shocked. Fuck I wish I wasn't cal right now.
"Yes"
"Fuck yes I'll do it" I smile.
"Oh I see Michael." Luke jealously says entering himself in our conversation. Meaning he's been listening.
I laugh
"That's ok. When me and my girl get married. Ash will be my best man. Fuck you and mike, calum" Luke smirks holding back a laugh
That causes Michael to burst out hysterically laughing.

I jolt up off the bed waking up out of my sleep.
"Hmm?" Calum ask me. Quietly and softly looking at me.
I sigh and make a confused face. Holding back a laugh.
"I just had a dream I were you and you were me and it was a freaky Friday situation." I grin , turning on my side, resting on my arm to look at him.
"Do I do anything bad in your body" he raises a brow.
"Nope" I shake my head
"Did you" he ask smiling
"No I just went to the studios with the boys" I grin
"Oh really?" He gets excited
"Yeah, do you guys really talk about me?!" I grin from ear to ear, amused at his face
"Okay, yes" he admits
"Better not brag about our sex" I playfully tap at his chest
"Well you see" he says laughing

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The story is coming to an end guys :(

That's sad

Should I just leave it. So it has no like future look off?

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