Zedaph as door-to-door salesman: I'm selling ideas! Give me five diamonds and I'll tell you what it is!
Zedaph: Shower with your clothes on.
Doc: I'm straight.
Ren: So is spaghetti until you make it wet
Doc: WhAt DiD yOu SaY‽( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
Etho: Tears paper in half "RIP"
Grian: If tomatoes are fruits, ketchup is a smoothie. Cereal is soup. BATHTUBS ARE INVERSE BOATS.
Grian was slain by Cubfan135
Cub: HE KNEW TOO MUCH
False: Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET
Grian: Did you know that 24 hours in New York is the same as a day in Alaska?
Tango: The war of 1812 took place in 2006
Cleo: Mike who cheese itchy
Joe: EVERYONE OUT
Mumbo: Born too late to explore the planet, born too early to explore the stars, born just in time to explore dank memes and porn.
Iskall:
Xb:
Beef:
False:
Hypno:
Mumbo: Well I'm RIGHT.
Grian: Drinks tea with pinky up
Doc: Why do you drink tea like that?
Grian: Drinks tea with middle finger up
Impulse: You're right!
Zedaph: EXCUSE ME I AM LEFT AND YOU KNOW IT
Cleo: I'M SO SORRY I BROKE THE BINOCULARS YOU LENT ME
Joe: I'll decide how mad I am when I see how much it's broken. Is the casing just cracked or is the lens itself chipped?
Cleo: Um... So you see that pile of dust over there?
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Hermitcraft Oneshots and Random Stuff ~ON HIATUS
SonstigesWhat you will see in this book: -Extremely graphic descriptions of gore -Horror -Angst -Pain -Trigger warnings at the beginning of each chapter -Maybe a few normal oneshots -Ships (mostly gay) -This weird ass SCP au What you won't see: -Smut -Pure...
