Scar looking at Ren and Doc in the hot tub: Two guys sitting in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay
Ren scoots one foot closer because he is gay
Grian: It's a global pandemic!!
Zedaph: All pandemics are global. That is superfluous and redundant.
Joe: Facepalm
Xb: So how do we solve global warming?
Mumbo: Put air conditioners everywhere?
Zedaph: Destroy the sun.
EX: Stop eating plants so we stop releasing the carbon they've stored up. Also, stop eating meat so we stop releasing the carbon they've stored up. And you probably shouldn't eat chemicals either because they're bad for you.
Xb:
Mumbo:
Zed:
Xisuma just walking by:
Xb: No
Scar: Punches Bdubs "Oh sorry my mouse broke"
Bdubs: This is real life.
Cub: You know, monkeys in the wild don't actually eat bananas.
Scar in the distance: MY CHILDHOOD WAS A LIE.
Grian: Reenacts the last scene of The Titanic over a pothole
Waiter: Would you like a table?
Bdubs: No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for five please.
Grian: Are you going to eat all that?
Mumbo: No
Grian: Can i ha-
Mumbo: No
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Hermitcraft Oneshots and Random Stuff ~ON HIATUS
RandomWhat you will see in this book: -Extremely graphic descriptions of gore -Horror -Angst -Pain -Trigger warnings at the beginning of each chapter -Maybe a few normal oneshots -Ships (mostly gay) -This weird ass SCP au What you won't see: -Smut -Pure...
