S-Soulmates?! (Yoonkook, y.k.)

-33 (part 3)-

-September 19, Saturday-

"So. . .when did you guys meet your soulmates?" Namjoon asked.

"Well. . ." Jungkook and Yoongi prompted in unison looking at each other, unsure of what to tell him.

Without trying to be confusing, Jungkook and Yoongi both explained how they met each other. How Jungkook thought his roommate was this Min Yoonji person. How Jungkook called Yoongi Kitten, how Yoongi said that Jungkook was really tall. It also included Yoongi telling everyone how he started having an anxiety attack when Jungkook told Yoongi that he did not want to be soulmates. The amount of guilt Jungkook felt when he heard Yoongi say that was indescribable.

As Yoongi went on, he said that luckily, Taehyung just so happened to see Yoongi standing there having an anxiety attack right before he passed out.

"I'm sorry but— you passed out??!" Seokjin yelled, getting a few weird looks from the person standing by the counter.

"I know that he's freaking out right now, but yeah. What kind of soulmate would give you an anxiety attack and make you faint??" Namjoon asked, looking over at Jungkook.

Since Jungkook felt too guilty to say a word, Yoongi explained further. Saying that Jungkook didn't want to be soulmates with Yoongi at first because of Jungkook's homophobic parents and sorry excuse of a cousin who would instantly tattletale on Jungkook for having a soulmate that's the same sex as him.

Yoongi also had to explain to Jimin that the reason he pretended not to know Taehyung when Jimin was introducing them to each other was so that he wouldn't find out about the whole 'anxiety attack incident'.

Yoongi didn't really say anything else about Jungkook's cousin Kwan-Sik, because then he would have to tell them about meeting Kwan-Sik at the spring fair, and how Kwan-Sik chased him at school until Jungkook had to beat him up but that— that would just make everything even more complicated.

"Damn, that's one heck of a story about meeting your soulmate." Namjoon mumbled.

"Yah, no cursing allowed." Seokjin prompted.

"Well, what about Taehyung and Jimin?" Namjoon questioned after sheepishly apologizing to Seokjin for cussing. "How'd you two meet each other?"

"Unlike Yoongi and Jungkook, we had just simply bumped into each other at school." Jimin nonchalantly answered, taking a sip from the drink he ordered, well— the one that Seokjin ordered and payed for. Taehyung nodded, feeling like he didn't really need to add in anything else to what Jimin said.

"Okay but I'm sorta confused here. Who's older between Jungkook and Yoongi? I feel like Jungkook is older because of, y'know, the size difference between them—"

"I'm not short." Yoongi mumbled.

"—But then I feel like Yoongi might be older because he isn't calling Jungkook hyung, although maybe Jungkook is older, and it's just that he doesn't care about honorifics like me." Namjoon said, finishing his explanation.

"It's surprising, but I'm actually younger than Yoongi, I'm a sophomore." Jungkook spoke up. 

"Really??" Seokjin asked in disbelief.  "How tall are you then??"

"I'm 183 cm (6'0" ft)."

"Ohmygosh Joonie he's taller than you—"

"By one centimeter!" Namjoon interrupted, looking like he wanted to flip the table over. "One!"

"Um, I'm sorry. But if you kids keep like that, you're going to have to leave." The woman at the counter warned, walking over to their table.

"Ah, we're very sorry about that—"