Min Yoongi lives in a world where when you turn 16 your soulmates first words to you appear on your wrist. Once Yoongi turns 16 he finds out that his soulmates first words to him are "Hey kitten, looks like you're gonna be my new roommate."
Jeon Ju...
The author sits down on a chair in front of a desk, looking at the papers that held all the questions she had to ask the characters.
"You all can come in now." The author states, sitting back in her chair comfortably, watching as all the characters from her book filed into the room.
"Okay, so, I have some questions for some of you guys. I'm going to call each one of you up one by one and you have to answer each of the questions I give you. While you guys are waiting to be called, just sit on that conveniently placed couch in the corner of this room and play Uno or whatever. The cards are right there by the way." The author instructed, pointing to a pile of cards on a table.
"Uh, why are we doing this again?" Kwan-Sik asked.
"Shut up, I'm the one asking the questions here. Now sit down your flat ass down." The author chatted, making Kwan-Sik down on the couch with everyone else without another word.
Jungkook
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Q: Better treat my baby properly with all love, respect otherwise despite being 4'9" i will rip off ur balls, otherwise i love you Jungkook, i believe in u A: uHM, i actually like my balls very much and i don't intend to lose them— and of course i'll treat my precious kitten properly with all love, he is babie. you'll never catch me treating my adorable soulmate wrong starting now.
Q: Why do I love you so much?
A: y-you do?
yoongi: know your limits on just how much you can love jungkookie or i'll start throwing hands at you!
jungkook: aw, is my soulmate jealous. . .?
yoongi: n-no way!
yun: wait yoongi you met your soulmate already? why is the mother always last to know?
author: nEXT QUESTION
Q: You better not let that big fat white nasty, smelling fat bitch, trifling dirty white racist ass big fat bitch and maluma body ass bitch kwan-sik get in between you and yoonie-bear's relationship A: I WILL NEVER EVER LET THAT BIG FAT WHITE NASTY SMELLING FAT BITCH TRIFLING DIRTY WHITE RACIST ASS BIG FAT BITCH AND MALUMA BODY ASS BITCH KWAN-SIK GET IN BETWEEN OUR RELATIONSHIP. EVER. AND I LIVE BY THAT.
author: uhhh. . .who knows, will you?
jungkook: OF COURSE NOT, I MUST PROTECT MY TINY BABIE
author: . . .
jungkook: yoonie-bear is a cute nickname by the way.
Yoongi
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Q: Don't you think soo-yun I saw being a bit suspicious? (i think you meant 'don't you think you saw soo-yun being a bit suspicious) A: i don't think soo-yun was being suspicious. soo-yun is a good friend. maybe she's just nice. . .? but sometimes, she does get a little too close to jungkookie though.
Q: Do you want to have a lolipop? The flavor is called juancock, and it's made just for you 😀😀😀 lol A: well, i do like lollipops, especially since you say this one is just for me, but i don't recall there being a flavor called. . .j-juancock? what is that?
jungkook( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): i can show you if you want
jimin: DON'T YOU DARE RUIN HIS INNOCENCE OR I WILL NOT HESITATE TO MAIN THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
seokjin: no cursing! or i'll main the frick fracking heck out of you
author: yeah uhh, next question
Q: Why u got to be so cute and so cute? A: because, i am. b-but it's not like you calling me cute makes me the least bit happy!
jungkook: but it works when i do it?
yoongi: th-that's different. you're an exception. . .(-3-)
Seokjin
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Q: Seokjin, I think you might need to beat a bitch A: WHO JUST GIVE ME A NAME AND I'LL HUNT THEM DOWN
author: oh god—
Kwan-Sik
Q: Why are you so mean to Jungkook? A: because, if that little fucker is always the center of attention at school, why can't i do the same? he's an asshole, that's for sure.
jungkook: oh shut up, at least i'm not the one who ate glue because it looked like yogurt.
author: anyways, that was your only question kwan-sik, moving on to the next character.
kwan-sik: are you serious? that's it? one question? i deserve more than that. why can't someone ask me about my natural handsomeness?
jungkook: where? where is the natural handsomeness? i can't see anything but trash
kwan-sik: then you must be looking at a mirror.
jungkook: OH YOU FUCKING—
Soo-Yun
Q: I feel that u are hiding something A: u-uhm, no. . .? i-if anything i'm just trying to pass high school.
Q: I know you are working for kwan-sik, I've read too many stories to be oblivious to that fact, I'm watching you bish 👀, but I ain't gone accuse you yet, you just better watch your ass. A: that isn't a question. . .
author: just answer the question for the people who read this fanfic
Soo-Yun: okay fine. i don't know who kwan-sik is. . .? wasn't he the person who got football captain instead of jungkook? look, all i know is that jungkook hates this kwan-sik guy. but, what do you mean by people who read this 'fanfic'? Isn't that like a type story written by a fan of some sort?
author: oh shit she found out—
MinSanchz
Q: How are you such a good author? A: I really don't know. . .am i a good author to you? i just write down whatever i think sounds right to add in the story 😅. but really, thank you for telling me that! it actually means a lot!
also, i this q&a was quite short, but i still enjoyed writing it! again, thank you for the 10k views! 💜(which has now become 11k views!!)
