Ian the Good Boy *WITH HAIR*

ian sexy

Holly's POV:

I wake up to the sound of my mother, Tracey Hodgers, aggressively exercising downstairs.
'YES BURN THAT FAT' I hear her scream. It's 3am. 

I go over to my mirror where i see my long, thick, tangled, slightly wavy but no so wavy you would look at me and think 'she has wavy hair', brown, dull, lifeless, disgusting hair as it tumbles over my spiky shoulders. My brown, small, rat-like, far-apart eyes widen in shock as I realise today is the first day at my new school! I quickly stick out my tongue in disgust and scrunch up my nose in horror, natural reactions I tend to have as a functioning human.

 
I take a massive dump and get ready for school. I needed today to go well, so I wore a t-shirt that said 'please fuck me' on it, should get me some friends at least. 

I quickly realise it's 3am so instead of going back to sleep i take a walk outside because i'm brave, stupid and free enough to do that.
As i'm walking on my long, skinny, spindly legs basically wobbling everywhere like those peppa pig toys which wobble all the time, I hear a noise.
Instead of hiding like a normal person, I investigate. 

'Shhh you're ok' I hear someone whisper.

 
'HELLO?' I call back because i'm obnoxious and like getting involved in other people's business, one of my better personality traits. 

I hear a ruffle in the bushes as someone emerges. He has brown hair, a full set of hair, all the hairs on their head are 100% there, and dark brown eyes. He also had blood on his shirt but I was too busy staring at his gorg face to notice lol. 

'The fuck is this you fucking creep dipshit ew?' I ask him politely with a small smile.

 
'I'm helping a chipmunk give birth' he replies, holding up some small chipmunks.

'Oh' I say and go back to my house.

*AT SCHOOL*
I walk into my 1st period 45 minutes late because i was stress shitting and completely forgot the time. Everyone stared at me but i just blushed furiously so my entire body turned a bright red, didn't acknowledge the teacher, Mr shmickson, and sat down at a table that was conveniently free. 

'Now, Hoffy, is it? In this class we learn about Religious Education. I'm going to play you some religious music and if you can, tell me what it's called' He says, glaring at me as if he already hates me. 

As the music filled the room I knew what i was listening to. It had to be. But how? was it religious. I wasn't sure and my brain kept telling me to stfu but I ignored it as I tend to do.
'It's uh, it's from the Titanic sir'

He glared at me in horror, his eyes were so small you practically couldn't see them, he then threw his cup at me which i'm pretty sure isn't legal so i threw it back at him so he didn't get in trouble. Sadly, it smashed on his head causing it to bleed profusely. He passed out from impact and everyone started screaming. I'm assuming the Titanic was wrong so I left the class to go to the library to do some research. 

Ah, the library, my safe spot. 

As i sit at a computer desk someone says 'HEY' from underneath me. I was so distracted I was about to sit on a complete stranger!! How quirky am I!!

'Oh sorry' I say as i take in who I'm looking at. 

'Oh- Ian right? I'm that girl from earlier today :)' I say, he looked at me weirdly when i said 'colon closing bracket' though, surely he knows what it means. 

'What're you doing in the library?' he asks. 

Suddenly, I burst into tears and throw my arms around Ian and feel his full set of hair with my decent sized hand. He hugs me back gently until i stop crying, which is 3 hours later.

'Sorry about that' I say and walk off to lunch, this bitch made me lose 3 hours of my time bc he wouldn't let me go. Idiot. 

At lunch I realise Ian followed me so i quickly turn around and slap him. He cries out in pain which makes me smile more.

'I'm not like other girls' I say, 'I'm different'

He looks up at me after recovering and says 'clearly'

'I don't enjoy being followed around by some creep'

'I mean i just held you for 3 hours I felt like we have some connection'

I look up at him and stick out my tongue in confusion.

'Look- I'm weird, I'm a weirdo, I don't fit in i don't wanna fit in' I shake my head and stop quickly, realising that in my state of nerves i'd broken out some lines from my favourite show, Riverdale.

'Can I at least know your name?' He asks me.

I think about this for a moment.
'Yes' I say and walk off to find my locker.

He follows me once again and asks, 'well what is it then?'

'What?' I say, 'Oh sorry i suffer from optional short-term memory loss, took an online quiz that told me so'.

'My name's Ian' He says as if i don't already know. What is this guy's PROBLEM????

'Mine's Holly'

'That's a nice name'

'I hate it. Goodbye now Ian'

As i walk away i feel a sharp pain in my chest. Heartbreak. Oh no, I can't be falling for Ian can I?
I skip 5th period to go back home. I sit in my pyjamas and listen to some BTS, my favourite band. I start to cry again because all I want is to see Ian. My brain tells me to shut up because I'll see him tomorrow and my heart tells me the same thing and so do all my other organs like my kidneys which suddenly go into kidney failure to show their disapproval. 'Stop that' I tell my kidneys but they don't so i quickly perform a kidney transplant with the spare one i keep in a jar on my bedside table.

I have to see Ian now. I might be in love with him. I have to sneak out and find where he lives. So, I call my incredible best friend who is 100% my friend soulmate, Katie Shitface.

A/N
GUYS!!!! she's falling in love oh my god FINALLY!! i've been waiting to write that part since i started the book. you can all thank me for finally adding it in :)))