WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM BRAMBLESTAR'S STORM. ONLY CONTAINS MOLEPAW'S AND CHERRYPAW'S WARRIOR NAMES.
Squirrelflight: All right, everyone, time to be sorted out into patrols!
Lionblaze: Can I be in the sexy patrol?
Squirrelflight: No, Lionblaze, you better stay at the Uglycamp. You'll find better uses for your looks here.
Molewhisker: OOOOHHH! BUURN!
Lionblaze: DERP! *throws marshmallows at him while crying*
Molewhisker: I WAS PLANNING TO KEEP IT A SECRET!!!! *runs away*
Cherryfall: He's such a derp.
Dustpelt: Hey! Be kind about your brother!
Cherryfall: Like you were ever kind to yours...
Dustpelt: Hmm... Bramblestar, do you think this young cat is a derp, like her brother?
Bramblestar: *thinking* What would Firestar say, what would Firestar say, WHAT WOULD FIRESTAR SAY??????
Dustpelt: Bramblestar?
Bramblestar: ... I know how you feel.
Dustpelt: Such a derp. *throws a muffin at him*
Bramblestar: Ow! Hey, Squirrelflight, what would Firestar say if he got hit by a flying muffin?
Squirrelflight: He wouldn't have been hit by one.
Bramblestar: Really?! I FAILED YOU, FIRESTAR, PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! *kisses the ground*
Purdy: You're right, old 'un... he IS a derp.
LATER THAT DAY
Squirrelflight: *throws an acorn at Bramblestar* Hey, Derpstar! I can see WindClan on the horizon! They're doing the Harlem Shake! Should we challenge them?
Derpstar: Depends. Are they on our border?
Derpstar: Wait. The text is wrong!!! My name is not Derpstar! Hey, author, fix this!
Derpstar: Come on!
Derpstar: Seriously?
Derpstar: WERTYUISWSFGHUJLKTFCESD!!!!
Bramblestar: Finally!
Derpstar: QADEDFVFGBGHNJJMLOP;OUINGHVCDXZXZAER!!!!!
Squirrelflight: NO.
Bramblestar: Then attack immediately! *dashes off*
Dovewing: Such derps.
Bumblestripe: Like yo mama.
Ivypool: OOOOOOH YO MAMA'S A DERP, DOVE!!!
Dovewing: You do understand she's your mother, too, and we're sisters?
Ivypool: Or are we? *grins*
Dovewing: When Derpstar comes back, we need to rename this Clan DerpClan.
Jayfeather: Or name it AwesomeSexyJayfeatherClan!
Poppyfrost: No.
Berrynose: Yeah! We should name it AwesomeSexyBERRYNOSEClan!
Poppyfrost: *sigh* I wish Hazeltail was still alive so Berrynose could be mates with her and not me... big furderpball...
MEANWHILE, IN RIVERCLAN...
Mistystar: Fish.
Reedwhisker: Fiiish.
Willowshine: Fish.
Mothwing: FIIIIISH!
Petalfur: Fish!
Minnowtail: Fiish!
Mallownose: FIIISH.
Shimmerpelt: Fiiiiish.
Lakeheart: FIIISH.
Heronwing;: Fish.
Leopardstar: *appears* How did my Clan become such derps?
