Bramblestar: *watching the ball drop on television* Yeah, all cats old enough to, um, party and get drunk because it's New Year's, JUST GATHER AROUND, GOD DANG IT!
Daisy: *kisses Spiderleg* Happy New Year, darling!
Spiderleg: *blushes*
Jayfeather: Wow... another year of being alone... yipee.
Dovewing: Oh, don't soil the New Year spirit, Jay! *dances with Tigerheart*
Bumblestripe: *growls* Lay off your paws, ShadowClan warrior!
Tigerheart: Whatever, ThunderClan scum!
Bumblestripe: Take that back! *shreds him*
Dovewing: You totally ruined the 2015 party...
Bumblestripe: What are you talking about?
Squirelflight: Jayfeather, better prepare some medicine, because some cats are literally gonna pass out...
Sandstorm: Pass the champagne, dear!
Graystripe: Since when did we all start acting like Twolegs?
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Ivypool: Eh, who cares if we act like Twolegs? This day is the one day nobody has to obey the warrior code!
Squirrelflight: AWSPFDLIO!!!! That is NOT true! Bramblestar, control your warriors!
Bramblestar: They're doing nothing wrong! They throw a good party!
Squirrelflight: But, the warrior code...
Bramblestar: Since when did you heed the rules, babe? Now, don't start becoming a Hollyleaf! Yes, the warrior code still rules every day, but this particular day no one gets in trouble if they break a code!
Squirelflight: ..Alrighty, then! *downs a glass of wine*
Cloudtail: These cookies are great! I'm going to call then Cloudtail's Cookies, even though--
Brightheart: Even though your half-blind mate spent a whole day stealing them from a Twoleg house for you!
Cloudtail: Really? Thanks!
Brightheart: *sighs and rolls eyes* I'm going to let him go this time... since it's the first day of 2015!!!!
*All the she-cats squeal loudly*
Leafpool: Oh my StarClan, did you see the new fashion accessories? And they're ON SALE! 'Cause it's 2015!
Daisy: Jesus, did you see the makeup and lip gloss? ONLY 99 CENTS, BECAUSE IT'S 2015!
Tawneypelt: Oh, my StarClan, ladies, the new dresses are on sale! LET'S HURRY AND DO SOME SHOPPING!
Cinderbeart: Oh my StarClan, yes!
Squirrelflight: She-cats, she-cats, let's stop. We're behaving way too much like Twolegs... but we're too fabulous for them!
She-cats: *giggles*
Briarlight: SHUSH! Here comes Jayfeather!
*Sexy music comes on when Jayfeather walks past*
Lionblaze: COME ON! Everybody knows I'm better than Jay!
Cinderheart: I bet twelve squirrels for Briarlight and me to flirt with him! And see who he loves most! >:3
Half Moon: NU-UH, GIRL, HE'S MINE!
Briarlight: What a perfect moment to start in 2015... Jayfeather admitting his love to me. *drags herself over to him*
Cinderheart and Half Moon: *sarcastically* Good luck!
Bramblestar: Cheers for 2015!!!
All the Clans: CHEERS! *toasts*
Happy New Year, guys!!!
