Lionblaze: I sure wish I was the leader...
Squirrelflight: Imagine living like a leader some-da-ay!
Dovewing: A single night without a ghost in the walls!
Liomblaze: There aren't any ghosts in the walls!
Jayfeather: If you're talking about the walls of your subconsciousness, then for a matter of fact, yes, there ARE ghosts in the walls.
Lionblaze: Explain!
Jayfeather: In the third series, Tigerstar was visiting you in your--
Lionblaze: QEJHGYUJNGKJKPOJUGFEEGJN! CINDERHEART IS NEARBY!
Cinderheart: I'm right here, Lionblaze!
Lionblaze: Hiii sweetie!
Jayfeather: As I was saying, Tigerstar and sometimes Hawkfrost visited your dreams. Since they are deceased, they count as ghosts.
Cinderheart: What is this all about?
Dovewing: Lionblaze wants to be leader for a day!
Cinderheart: Imagine living like a leader someday!
Lionblaze: Sigh...
Bramblestar: You want to be leader for a day? Why didn't you say so?
Lionblaze: Because I'm not the deputy, and I won't be a leader anytime soon!
Bramblestar: Just borrow my leadership for a day! *jumps on Highledge*
Bramblestar: Yada yada yada, just come meet!
Squirrelflight: You weren't doing it right-
Bramblestar: DO NOT QUESTION ME! I AM THE LEADER! YOU CANNOT SURVIVE WITHOUT MY WISDOM AND GUIDANCE!
Squirrelflight: The only guidance I see is you guiding everyone here how to disobey the warrior code!
Bramblestar: Whatever. Stormfur loved you once.
Squirrelflight: WHAT?!
Daisy: It's actually true.
Bramblestar: Anyway, Lionblaze wants to be leader, so he will be known as Lionstar for the day! Everyone continue calling me Brambleclaw, and I will be a warrior.
Lionblaze: SWEET!
Lionblaze: HEY, YOU! AUTHOR! START CHANGING MY NAME TO LIONSTAR!
Lionblaze: -_-
Lionblaze: CAN YOU PLEASE?
Lionsssssssblaze: >:( I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!
Lionstar: FINALLY!!!
Briarlight: What is your first order as leader, Lionbl-star?
Lionstar: No orders! :3 WE'RE GONNA BE THE KITTY PURGE! YEAH!
Jayfeather: Aren't we supposed to wait 300-something days?
Lionstar: LIFE'S TOO SHORT!
Dovewing: So we can murder cats and disobey the warrior code for a whole day?
Ivypool: IT'S LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE! *goes to ShadowClan and kills Tigerheart*
Rowanclaw: HEY!!! YOU DISOBEYED TWO RULES, MISS!!!
Ivypool: It's the Cat Purge! :D
Rowanclaw: Really??? I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOREVER!
Many deaths and disobeying later...
Brambleclaw: Your time is up, Lionstar. You have to be Lionblaze again.
Lionstar: NOOO!!!
Brambleclaw: YOU HAVE TO!!! We agreed!
Lionstar: Fine, but just one more thing!
Brambleclaw: What?
Lionstar: Firestar is going to make out with you right now!
Firestar: :DDD *chases a screaming Brambleclaw*
Lionblaze: Now how to survive another three-hundred-something years...
