Lionblaze: Oi, Mum! A giant man is riding a flying motorcycle!
Sandstorm: I AIN'T YA MUM, BOY! And that man looks like he came from the future... HONEY, LOOK OUT!
Firestar: I'M ALREADY DEAD, WOMAN!!!
Lionheart: *crashes through the Twoleg nest* YER A WIZARD, HARRY!
Lionblaze: My name is not Harry, giant-strange man... it is Lionblaze...
Lionheart: What's a man? ANYWAY, HARRY, YOU HAVE TO GO TO HOGWARTS! SEE YOU, SUCKERS!!! *flies away with Lionblaze*
Lionblaze: *screams* MY NAME IS NOT HARRY!!!!
Lionheart: You're armpits are hairy? TMI, bro, they don't tolerate that at Hogwarts...
AT HOGWARTS
Lionblaze: Hello... who are you?
Jayfeather: Dude, Lionblaze, I'm your brother.
Lionblaze: I HAVE A BROTHER?
Jayfeather: Yes, and this is Dovewing.
Dovewing: *pushes up glasses* Greetings.
Lionblaze: Ron and Hermione! Perfect names!
Jayfeather: Are you on drugs, Lionblaze?
Dovewing: Who is this Hermione? My name is Dovewing.
Lionblaze: We're all wizards!
Jayfeather: Lionblaze, I make medicine, not magic. Wizards aren't real, anyway!
Lionblaze: How DARE you insult your own kind like that?!
Jayfeather: *sighs* Lionblaze, look, Lionheart was just messing around with you... StarClan cats DO that...
Dovewing: My family are not wizards. They are ordinary cats, like me.
Lionblaze: Whatever! You guys are such boring Twolegs! SOMEBODY, GIVE ME A BROOMSTICK!
Dovewing: What is this broomstick you speak of?
Ivypool: *covers her face with her paw* I'm sorry... she took Molly yesterday, just, I'm so sorry...
Lionblaze: I considered that she was drunk, but she was acting way too intelligent for it...
Bramblestar: Yo! Lionblaze! Knock yourself out! Maybe you'll stop believing you're a wizard... *hands him a piece of wood*
Jayfeather: NO, THAT'S MY STICK!!!
Lionblaze: Up, up, and away! *jumps up and starts running towards the camp wall, only to hit the stone wall hard and fall unconscious*
...
Squirrelflight: Guess who's magic now, mouse-brain?
