Kiwi

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May 4, 2016
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Me: Hey Mom, I got a new phone.

Unknown: Wrong number, love.

Me: Oh, sorry.

Unknown: It's not a problem.
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Unknown: What's your name?

Me: Excuse me?

Unknown: I asked what your name was.

Me: Why?

Unknown: I was curious. I thought maybe we could be friends.

Me: Why?

Unknown: I don't know, I thought it might be fun. Sorta like pen pals. :)

Me: Pen pals? Really?

Unknown: Only if you want.

Me: Lucia.

Unknown: What?

Unkown: Is that your name?

Me: Uh yeah.

Unkown: That's a cool name.

Me: Uh thanks. What's yours?

Unkown: Kiwi.

Me: Your name is... Kiwi?

Kiwi: No. But that's what I want you to call me. 

Me: You're very strange. Well what do 'Kiwis' identify as?

Kiwi: I'm a male. And you are..?

Me: Girl, obviously.

Kiwi: Just checking. How old are you?

Me: I'm 19.

Kiwi: Ha! I'm older! I'm 22.

Me: Whatever you lame piece of fruit. 

Kiwi: I'm highly offended. Clearly the Fourth is not strong with you.

Me: Puns? Really? 

Me: And for your information, the Force is very strong with me.

Kiwi: If you say so...

Me: Stupid fruit.

Kiwi: Fruit is not stupid.

Me: Oh no, I was referring to you.

Kiwi: Wow a girl I've never met and know nothing about called me stupid. How hurtful.

Me: Touche

Kiwi: I have to go, It's late where I'm at. Goodnight.

Me: Night lame fruit.

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Guys this is so short I'm really sorry but trust me it'll get longer :)
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