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TFP Ratchet and WheelJack The Wrath Of Wrenches

Wheel Jack 

So....I did something to good 'old docs wrenches and they may or may not have been a prank to tape them up high in the highest part of the silo. So I am currently running from a pissed off doctor who I don't know how has six wrenches on him and. I dodge another wrench and run faster I see the tunnel to the outside. I make a break for it and transform driving out of here I use my mirrors to look behind me to see if I lost him. NOPE! Not even close he is catching up to me so fast I am scared now. I am driving away from the city knowing that is gonna get messy in  hot minute here. I see a cave and  I transform and hauled aft into there before he saw me once he raced by I stayed there for 10 mins and when I was sure that he was gone I came out. Oh how wrong I was he tackled me hitting me on my helm " Wheel jack you slagging hard aft glitch head WHERE ARE MY WRENCHES !!!!! I got away and threw a wrench at him to try and delay him from hitting me * CLANK* I stopped and turned around slowly. I saw ratchet giving me his most deadly stare and " Wheel jack you have 4 second head start before I dismantle you and drag you aft back to base. " Your kidding right doc?" I questioned "1"

Doc?........sees steam leaving ratchet......

"2"

Okay I am leaving............ 

"3" 

Oh frag I'm gone bye!!!* transforms and drives back to base hoping to lock him out........

"4!!!!!" * takes short cut and blocks wheel jack from entering the base..... * 

Ratchet 

I ran after wheel jack once I found out my wrenches were missing good thing I keep multiple on me. I threw one at him and he dodged it I ran after him and saw him heading outside " oh your not gonna lose me that easy " I transformed and hauled aft after him we drove into the desert I lost sight of him until I used my wheel Jack tracker radar and saw him hiding in a cave near by. I decided to wait beside the cave entrance and wait for him to come out. 

~~~~~~10 minutes later~~~~~~~

I watch as he came out looking around warily once he was fully out of the cave I tackled him yelling at him" YOU GLITCH-HEAD, SON OF A FRAGGER WHEELJACK I WANT YOU TO GET MY WRENCHES OFF THE CEILING TONIGHT OR....." I stopped when wheel jack broke free of my grip and took my wrench and threw at me " CLANG " I Stared at him with most coldest glare and said to him " You have a 4 sec head start before I wreck that absurd  glitch of a head of yours to scrap! 

1....

2.....he thinks I'm kidding huh

3......oh now he runs 

4....your gonna get it now !!!!

I take a short cut and block the entrance to the base and corner wheeljack and hit him with my wrench so many times that Optimus had to pick me up off him and pull me away from him. I yelled at him saying you better get everyone of my wrenches down before the end of tomorrow or your gonna regret hitting me with my wrench!!!!!!!!!

~~~~~~~The next day~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

WheelJack 

Okay so after I fixed myself up and got all his wrenches down from the ceiling I may or  May not have set another prank for him to go off after I leave the base in my ship away from his wrath. I swear sometimes I think he is a trigger happy medic that loves to throw that wrench of his at everybody ( mainly me ). So I packed everything up before I told him I got them done and such he went to his med bay to check. I said bye to everyone even Optimus and blot for my ship as soon as I was out of range of the base I heard a loud " WHHHEEEELLLLLJAAACCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!"  I laughed and turn off my autobot signal and disappear off the grid. 

Ratchet 

I was in my berth room when Wheeljack told me that he got them all down I came out and went to my med bay. I saw all my wrenches there and  I heard his ship leave and thought to myself peace and quiet. Oh how wrong I was the second I didn't hear the ship anymore all my wrenches flew off my bench and went up to the ceiling. I went up top and yelled so loud " WHEELLLLJJJJACCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!"