Hinata: You know in cartoons when they smell food and they literally just send themselves to Jesus- I mean Asahi. That literally me when I smell food except I yeet myself down the stairs.
Yamaguchi: What?
Hinata: Like a plane, VROOM
Hinata: I do be flying doe
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Kuroo: What's the worst pain you've ever felt?
Yaku: Physical pain?
Kuroo: Yeah
Kenma: Life
Kenma: Oh
Yaku: Omg Kenma
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Akaashi: You tried to put-
Akaashi: To put ice cubes-
Bokuto: I wanted to know
Konoha: Why the fuck would you actually do it?
Akaashi: BOKUTO-SAN.
Yamato: LMAO ICE CUBES UP UR ASS? WANTED TO KNOW?
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Suga: I'm tired broskis and this grandma gotta stay looking fresh for his GRANDCHILDREN
Suga: So I'll ttyl :3
*gets left on read from the whole team*
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Oikawa: You are my fireee
Oikawa: The one desiree
Iwaizumi: You are the reason I committed double homicide
Oikawa: Belive me when I say~
Matsun: I will stab you
Oikawa: I want it that way
Makki: TELL ME WHYYYY
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Tendou: I could probably crack my phone by hitting it on my head if I tried
Ushijima: Why
Goshiki: NO TENDOU-SAN
Goshiki: DON'T TRY IT
Shirabu: Do not
Tendou: It didn't work
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Atsumu: So anyways
Atsumu: What's your prefered way to kill?
Osamu: Don't have one
Suna: With hatred
Aran: ...
Kita: You better not be killing anyone without my permission
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Noya: Bro my asshole is gonna hurt after this shit
Asahi: Wait wHAT
Noya: I'm an aggressive shitter sometimes
Noya: And I suffer from ass pain later QwQ
Ennoshita: I-
Suga: How do I respond
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RandomText conversations between Haikyuu characters (All of these are based off of true events)
