The whole team (except for Kyotani):*Laughing hysterically*
Makki: *Weakly* GirmingoOOoOooOoOOo
Oikawa: STOP BULLYING ME
Oikawa: I SPENT 20 SECONDS ON IT
Matsun: GirmInGoOooOOOOOOO *wheezing*
Oikawa: Stoooohhhppp
Oikawa: You're gonna make me cryyy
*This is the girmingo (Giraffe/flamingo)*
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Asahi: GO NIGHT NIGHT
Asahi: CLOSE EYES
Asahi: ZZZ
Noya: NO
Noya: OPEN EYES
Suga: BOTH OF YOU GUYS SLEEP
Ennoshita: ALL OF US NEED TO SLEEP
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Bokuto: Pineapple is a veggie
Bokuto: It don't got them seeds
Sakusa: Pineapple is a fruit
Bokuto: Explain
Sakusa: It has seeds...
Bokuto: Bitch where
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Kita:
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Kita: Eggplant purse
Atsumu: Or forbidden dildo
Aran: Omg
Kita: That would hurt
Atsumu: Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough
Osamu: Cactus
Atsumu: No
Atsumu: Raccoon
Suna: No
Atsumu: WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE A BETTER DILDO THAN A RACCOON?!
Suna: Literally anything bigger than a raccoon
Osamu: Yeah like a whole fucking air balloon
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Nishinoya: THE KIDS OUTSIDE ARE ANNOYING AS FUCK I CAN'T SHIT IN PEACE
Tanaka: HARNESS THEIR ENERGY AND SHIT
Hinata: *spray bottle mode aCtIvAtEd*
Nishinoya: IM GONNA STAB EACH OF THEM 27 TIMES IN THE THROAT
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Kuroo: I JUST DISCOVERED THAT I CAN MAKE THE KNIFE CAT FACE
Kenma: Oh no
Kuroo: THIS ONE
Kuroo:
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(I decided to not add context to this)
Inuoka: I got the O R B
Yaku: I'm a yellow skittle
Yaku: If you're wondering
Lev: I thought you were japanese
Lev: Wait-
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YOU ARE READING
Haikyuu texts
DiversosText conversations between Haikyuu characters (All of these are based off of true events)
