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Kuroo: Can I cuddle you?
Kenma: No
Kuroo: Please?
Kenma: No
Kuroo: Just one?
Kenma: No one will be cuddling me and that's final
Kuroo: Can I touch your earlobes?
Kenma: No wtf
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Bokuto: WHAT'S THE PART OF YOUR ARM THAT BENDS?
Bokuto: LIKE THE NAME
Bokuto: I can't remember what it's called (ಥ͜ʖಥ)
Akaashi: Your elbow?
Bokuto: Right
Bokuto: Thanks
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Shirabu: I'll choke you with my thighs
Tendou: Was that flirting or a threat?
Tendou: Both
Tendou: It's a thirting
Tendou: Or a freat
Semi: Why'd you ask a question in the groupchat if you were just gonna answer it yourself...
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Atsumu: Hello?
Osamu: Kita?
Atsumu: I think he's asleep
Osamu: Aww yis
Osamu: *puts a cup of water on his head*
Atsumu: *puts his head in a thong*
Osamu: *draws a penis on his face with marker*
Atsumu: IT'S A DICO!
Osamu: *writes property of Inarizaki on the other side*
Atsumu: Should we draw a penis on his stomach too?
Kita: What the fuck is wrong with you guys
Osamu: Many things
Atsumu: *Draws penis on his stomach*
Kita: S T O P
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Arata: My mom drove to the wrong hotel *sigh*
Misaki: Be careful in a hotel, Arata
Terushima: YoU're nOt mY mOm!
Terushima: *Runs into a wall*
Arata: Don't worry, Misaki
Arata: I have my mask and I'll be sure to not touch the elevator buttons.
Terushima: THE BUTTONS ARE THE BEST PART
Takeharu: THE BUTTONS HAVE CORONA
Kazuma: KICK THE BUTTONS THEN
Kazuma: *AGRESSIVE BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Arata: SEE? KAZUMA HAS THE RIGHT IDEAS!
Kazuma: Wow
Kazuma: I haven't felt smart since the 4rth grade
Kazuma: 4th*
Kazuma: God dammit
Misaki: "I haven't felt smart since the 4rth grade" *Misspells 4th*
Kazuma: STOP IT I KNOW
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Tanaka: My head hurts like hell right now
Hinata: Damn, where?
Kageyama: ...
Kageyama: His head
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Yahaba: Sometimes I really love Kyotani
Kyotani: Ew.
Makki: Lol
Yahaba: Well fuck you too bitch
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RandomText conversations between Haikyuu characters (All of these are based off of true events)
