Kogane: Dude- Do you ever just kinda make a random moaning sound
Kogane: And you don't mean to?
Moniwa: Yeah..?
Kogane: I hate it when I do it around people bro
Kogane: It's like, "Dont look at me! I didn't do anything wrong!"
Futakuchi: I made a kid sexually confused at like 12 years old because of that
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Kuroo: One cum
Two cum
Lots of fun
For everyone
Kuroo: One cum
Two cum
Red cum
Blue cum
Kuroo: You should probably go to a doctor if your cum is red or blue
Kuroo has been removed from the group chat
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Oikawa: LMAO
Makki: Do you think Oikawa is flat because he laughed his ass off?
Matsun: I think it's because Iwa slapped it too hard once
Makki: That's believable
Oikawa: Iwa chan~~ Go easy on me next time
Iwaizumi: Get lost, Shittykawa
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Yamaguchi: Where did Tsukki go?
Kageyama: Probably had to take a shit
Hinata: POTTY BREAK TIME
Yamaguchi: It says he's active but where is he? :(
Kageyama: Taking a shit, most likely
Tanaka: A big phat patty wacker dump
Tanaka: A chunky one
Tsukki: Guys
Tsukki: I was just watering my plants
Tsukki: calm the fuck down
Noya: Yeah right
Kageyama: Sure
Tanaka: Lies
Hinata: You can tell us the truth
Tsukki: I will step on all of you
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Kuroo: I'm jumping off a cliff
Tora: Do a flip
Kenma: Can I die with you?
Lev: Go down in a teletubby suit
Kuroo: Wtf guys
Kuroo: I was trying to find out if you guys cared about me
Kenma: Answer my question
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Atsumu: Oi, 'samu
Osamu: What
Atsumu: Do you have a onigiri fetish or something?
Osamu: No
Atsumu: Answer truthfully
Osamu: No
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Shirabu:
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Tendou: Pot brownie
Shirabu: NO TENDOU
Tendou: Yummm
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RandomText conversations between Haikyuu characters (All of these are based off of true events)
