Sugawara: I just found a hidden stash of socks under my bed
Sugawara: I didn't even know they were there
Noya: Cum socks?
Sugawara: NO
Sugawara: THERE'S SO MANY WTF
Tanaka: That's what she said ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sugawara: NO
Noya: SUGA-SAN WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY CUM SOCKS
Sugawara: THEY'RE JUST REGULAR SOCKS
Tanaka: THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY
Sugawara: I GET LAZY SOMETIMES SO I THROW THEM BEHIND MY BED
Sugawara: I DON'T USE CUM SOCKS
Tsukishima: That's a good backup story
Sugawara: JUST NUT INTO TOILET PAPER OR A KLEENEX OR SOMETHING
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Bokuto: BITCH DID YOU HEAR WHAT THE FUCK I SAID?!?!?!?!?
Akaashi: What
Bokuto: I SAID SHAKE SOME ASSSS
Akaashi: Go to sleep, Bokuto-san
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Lev: Do y'all wash your belly button?
Kai: Excuse me do I what?
Kenma: That is private information
Yaku: Wash your belly button
Yaku: It gets very dirty so you have to wash it
Yamamoto: What am I going to do when I'm bored then? Not pick the skin out of it like a fucking shedding lizard??
Inuoka: 👁👁
Kai: I'm getting slightly concerned
Lev: You're supposed to wash you belly button?
Kai: Yes?!
Lev: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
Yaku: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WASH YOUR WHOLE BODY
Yaku: BELLY BUTTON INCLUDED
Lev: STOP TEAMING UP ON ME
Lev: Wait-
Lev: So in the same way, do you wash the inside of your ass?
Lev: In the hole?
Yaku: Do I whAT
Yaku: I wash the crack, not the actual hole
Oikawa: I do
Oikawa: Weekly
Oikawa: #safeanal
Kenma: We all know that the only things going up there are markers or some shit, Oikawa-san
Oikawa: AYE
Inuoka: I-
Kai: How did he even get into this groupchat
Lev: You shove your fingers up your ass for cleaning purposes?
Yaku: NO
Lev: Like INTO you?!
Yaku: NO GOD DAMN IT
Yaku: NOT IN YOUR ASS
Yaku: JUST BETWEEN THE CHEEKS
Yamamoto: IN THE HOLE IS AFTER FOR FUNSIES
Yaku: HWTA
((Titsubro is online))
Kuroo: Yamamoto makes some good points here
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Sugawara: I didn't realize I had this many socks behind my bed
Sugawara: There's at least 7 pairs
Nushinoya: ATLEAST SOME OF THEM HAVE TO BE CUM SOCKS
Sugawara: I DON'T NUT INTO SOCKS
Tanaka: THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL SAY
Sugawara: Wow, now there's 8 pairs of socks
Tsukishima: You're gonna get death grip if you keep that up lol
Sugawara: Please stop
Sugawara: Now there's 11 wtf
Noya: ARE YOU TRYING TO SUFFOCATE YOUR DICK OFF?!
Sugawara: I DON'T USE CUM SOCKS
Tanaka: Okay okay, I'll stop
Sugawara: Now there's 13
Tsukushima: That was quick
Tanaka: I'm gonna-
Tanaka: I'm gonna refrain-
Sugawara: Oh my GOD STOOOOOOO-
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(I'M NOT ADDING CHARACTERS TO THIS BUT EVERYTIME I READ THIS IT MAKES ME CACKLE)(IT'S OKAY TOBES)
A: I might fall asleep on this couch
R: Mood
A: I can barely keep my eyes open
L: My eyes are never open
(^That was meant to be an asian joke)(No, it's not racist, Susan)
T: What
T: Are you asian or smthn
T: Jk
T: Jk
T: That was a j ok e
L: Yes
L: Actually
R: He's korean lol
(A few seconds later)
T: OH I'M SO SORRY
T: AAAAAAAA
L: LMFAOOOOO
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Haikyuu texts
RandomText conversations between Haikyuu characters (All of these are based off of true events)
