Asahi: Certified Pastor
God is my master
Worship and Prayer
Send the atheist out to the pastureAsahi: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah you messin with some
Worship and PrayerYachi: W-Wha?
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Terushima:
Terushima: Oh I didn't know that we were having a serious convo
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Kuroo: Man I'm finally winning at this video game
Daishou: Took you long enough lol
Kuroo:🖕
Daishou:🖕
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Kunimi: History is boring
Oikawa: Clearly you haven't looked through my browser history
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Suga: IF I WANT TO BE A HORNY CHAMELEON THEN I WILL BE A HORNY CHAMELION
(I don't even know the context for this one)
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Kenma: Why would I ever need therapy if garlic bread
Kuroo: Is there more to that or is it just "If garlic bread"
Kenma: Garlic bread.
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Tendou: Do you ever have to take a shit so bad that you almost actually shit yourself
Shirabu: Tendou.
Shirabu: Did you shit yourself.
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Haikyuu texts
De TodoText conversations between Haikyuu characters (All of these are based off of true events)