Daichi: Suga, this is sexual harassment
Suga: You'll be fine
Asahi: WhAT
Daichi: SuGa, tHiS Is sEXuaL HAraSsMenT
Suga: yOu'LL bE FiNe
Asahi: WHAT IS HAPPENING
Daichi: Can you take the handcuffs off now? It's hard to type like this.
Suga: Nope
Noya: That's KINKyYyyYyyYYyYYYyYyyyY
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Mattsun:
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Oikawa: STOP MAKING MEMES ABOUT ME
Kunimi:
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Akaashi: Im gonna try to learn a French song tomorrow
Kenma: Why
Akaashi: Idk
Akaashi: I like it
Kenma: Oof okay
Akaashi: It's La Vie en Rose
Kuroo: OUI OUI BAGUETTE HUAH HUAH HUAH
Bokuto: Yes
Bokuto: Baguettes are shaped like wee wees
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Atsumu: THATS IT
Atsumu: IM GETTING ELMO TO BOTH FUCK UP AND EAT YOUR ASS
Osamu: NO ONE'S ALLOWED TO EAT MY ASS
Atsumu: ELMO IS
Osamu: FUCKING FIGHT ME
Atsumu: BET
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Yaku: I'm back, Lev
Yaku: You still alive??
Kenma: You're finally back? Come help me get rid of the body
Yaku: Bury, chop, or burn?
Kenma: Chop and feed to the dog next door
Yaku: Gotcha
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*On call*
Oikawa: Punish me, senpai! I deserve to be punished!~
Iwaizumi: Shut the fuck up
Oikawa: But Iwa-chan!! I'm not doing anything wrong!~
Iwaizumi: STOP BEING HORNY FOR ONE SECOND, SHITTYKAWA.
Oikawa: Never~
Oikawa: Teehee..!
Hajime Iwaizumi has left the call
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Hinata: Ok, ok.
Hinata: I'm gonna listen to what Sugamama told me and go to sleep because I promised them that I would go sleepy weepy!!! Good night guys! ✨😋
Yamaguchi: Goodnight, Hinata!
Asahi: Goodnight 😊
Tsukki:
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RandomText conversations between Haikyuu characters (All of these are based off of true events)
