Kenma: So um- Is it weird to watch hentai with someone else?
Kuroo: Nah why
Kuroo: Ig you can watch it like regular anime if you're both cool with it
Kenma: I was kinda scared to watch it by myself so I was thinking if you could accompany me on this journey
Kuroo: NO WAAAAAAAAAAAY
Kuroo: I'd be honoured
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Kageyama: I'm lEaRNinG piAnO
Hinata: BiTch tHaTS r00d
Hinata: yOu cALlinG mE FAt?
Kageyama: PiAnO
Kageyama: BiTch, ThAts a FuCkIn hArp
Hinata: BiTcH-
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Atsumu: Guess
Atsumu: What
Atsumu: HEY
Osamu: WHAT
Atsumu: Guess what
Osamu: What
Atsumu: I BROKE MY TOE
Osamu: lmaoooo-
Atsumu: Yea I lost a war
Atsumu: Against a door
Osamu: Oof
Atsumu: Yee
Osamu: Atsumu: 0
Door: 1
Atsumu: Osamu: 0
Life: 1
Osamu: I see how it is
(That kinda hurt me though ngl 😔)
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Suga: If we call
Suga: I'll shove an ice cube up my ass
Noya: DO IT
Noya: YOU WON'T
Sugawara has started a call
Noya: OH MY GOD HE DID IT
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Bokuto: Yo what's Boku No Pico?
Akaashi: *War flashbacks*
Bokuto: What
Akaashi: You'll never be a able to eat vanilla ice cream in a moving vehicle ever again
Akaashi: Bokuto-San
Bokuto: What does vanilla ice cream and a car have to do with a show
Akaashi: (No comment)
Bokuto: Tell meeee
Akaashi: Watch it to find out
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Aone: I dug a hole
Hinata: Should I congratulate you or ask you why?
Aone: Both
Hinata: Okay uh-
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Semi: I'M BLEEDING
Semi: BLOOD IS COMING OUT OF ME
Goshiki: O NO
Semi: IT'S ALL OVER MY BED
Tendou: Cranberry joos
Tendou: *slurp*
Semi: You might not want to do that
Semi: I have a blood disorder
Semi: It doesn't taste good
Tendou: Special caranbebbi jooze
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Haikyuu texts
RandomText conversations between Haikyuu characters (All of these are based off of true events)
