Kuroo: Get in losers we're going shopping
Kenma: *Drives off cliff*
Kuroo: This is why you don't trust
Kuroo: Jesus take the wheel
Kenma: It's a shortcut
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Nishinoya: DAMN IT
Suga: WHAT
Asahi: WHAT HAPPENED
Nishinoya: I DRANK ALL OF THE STRAWBERRY MILK
Tsukishima: ...
Suga: GOD DAMMIT NOT AGAIN
Asahi: Strawberry milk must be consumed sparingly
Nishinoya: DON'T USE BIG BOI WORDS
Nishinoya: IT'S CONFUSING
Tsukishima: Strawberry milk must be drank in small increments
Nishinoya: WH A T I N T H E H E LL
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(Context: Osamu stubbed his toe hard enough to cut it on the edge of a table leg and Atsumu saw it go down.)
Atsumu: Gum is stuck on my screen
Osamu: Haha
Atsumu: URGH
Osamu: Gum: 1
Atsumu: 0
Atsumu: Toe: 1
Osamu: 0
Osamu: Well you broke yours
Atsumu: Oh whatever
(LMAO I GOT YOU BACK CHOLE-)
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Kuroo: You know you have degenerate humor when you think of corn cob and start wheezing uncontrollably.
Bokuto: Corb on cob
Kuroo: CORB
Bokuto: C O R B
Kuroo: C N O R B
Bokuto: C H O R B
Kuroo: C H N O R B
Bokuto: CHNORB ON THE CHNOB
Akaashi and Kenma: Why are you like this
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Oikawa: What does a pirate with a sweet tooth eat?
Kunimi: Kids
Oikawa: Chips ahoy
Kunimi: Oh.
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Tanaka: IM TANAKA
Nishinoya: IM NISHINOYA BRO
Tanaka: BROMANCE
Nishinoya: BRO
Nishinoya: BROMANCE
Tanaka: I LOVE YOU BRO
Nishinoya: YEET
Nishinoya: I LOVE YOU TOO BRO
Tanaka: 😎
Nishinoya: 😎😎
Tanaka: BRO KIYOKO IS OUT RELIGION
Nishinoya: ALL HAIL THE GODDESS KIYOKO
Tanaka: ALL HAIL
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*At dinner*
Tora: *swats at a fly*
Inuoka: Where'd it go?
Lev: IT'S RIGHT HERE!
Kenma: ...That's a sesame seed-
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RandomText conversations between Haikyuu characters (All of these are based off of true events)
