Luxsoka One-Shots

truth or dare

To say that fending off legions of battle droids wasn't tiring even for the Hero With No Fear would be the biggest joke of the entire century. The entirety of the five-oh-first as well as Anakin and Ahsoka were exhausted, to say the least. Cato Neimoidia had been their hardest battle in weeks and it absolutely destroyed them. With so many men lost and even more injured, (Ahsoka with a bullet wound in the knee was apart of that, too,) it was more or less a manning from the Force when Anakin received a call from the Council telling them to find a nice place to camp and strafe away from the frontlines for a day or two. 

Echo was most excited because he finally had time to share this new game he and Kix learned while out and about drinking before they shipped off to fight this: truth or dare. It was game more fun while drunk, but it's not like they had bottles of beer laying around and Ahsoka was underage. Besides, as much as Anakin liked to let loose and get down and dirty, they could be invaded at any time, and that wasn't a risk he was willing to take as their General.

But that was okay. They'd still have a blast playing sober. "Hey, Kix, go round up the Commander and the General and a few other brothers, were gonna play." Echo was more than excited. He could just imagine all the juicy details he'd find out about Skywalker and Senator Amidala, or the embarrassing things Tano does when she thinks she's alone.

While Echo set up a fire and put logs in a circle around it, Kix managed to round up both the Commander and General, as well as fifteen brothers. "I'm not sure about this game," Anakin gawked, taking a place on a log.

"Don't be such a wimp, Master," Ahsoka teased while sitting down next to him. "It'll be fun! I'll get to know all your secrets." Winking, Ahsoka playfully punched his arm and flashed her sharp-toothed grin.

Anakin rolled his eyes as Echo explained the rules. "So say I ask our lovely general here and ask him 'truth or dare?' If he responds with truth, I can ask him any question I want and he has to answer it truthfully. Our Commander here will see to it that he says the truth. If he says he wants to do dare, I give him a dare of my choosing and he has to do it. No matter how gross or embarrassing it is. Sound good?"

Echo was responded to by a large amount of muffled uh huhs. "I'll go first. You know what, just for kicks and giggles, General, truth or dare?"

This caused Anakin to laugh a genuine laugh even the laid back guy that he was would usually release. He was so certain that nothing Echo could ask could possibly expose anything. His secrets were well hidden. "Truth," he said smugly, wanting to know how good the clone could come up with.

"Now don't be so smug with me, General. Because I have the perfect question." Echo chuckled for a few seconds, but then he formed his lips into a mischievous smirk. "How many times have you and Senator Amidala. . . . how do I put this. . . . made out? Like those big and wet make outs on the soaps, how many of those?"

The color in Anakin's face dropped and his mouth produced a scowl. "Mine and Pad—Senator Amidala's relationship is strictly professional, Echo. Why would you even think such a thing?" he said in a high-pitched, squawky voice.

"You're not that subtle about it, Master," Ahsoka teased, playfully knocking him to one side.

"Sir, I've literally seen you two." This voice was from Jesse, loud and clear. "Don't gotta lie to us. There's nobody for us to tell."

"Fine!" he yelped, throwing his hand on his knees and another pinching the bridge of his nose. "Somewhere around four-hundred, five-hundred times. I don't know. Why should I keep track of how many times me and my wife—" Anakin stopped after realizing he just exposed himself, and nearly exposed his sex life as well. "You know what, the numbers don't really matter. But if any of you utter a peep about this discussion your heads will be hung up on my wall."