2 Jokers (Hunter X Hunter fanfic) [HIATUS]

Chapter 02: The Annoying Brat

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-Kyoki's POV-

I sat across from my 'dear little brother with a death wish' as he laughed at my state. I hurumphed, "Hiiissoookkaaaa, if you want to keep your face I advise you stop" I said darkly.

Hisoka stopped chuckling and gave me that weird smile of his. "Gomen'ne Imouto (Imouto = little sister) but I find your pradiciment amusing".

My eyebrow twitched "Ah, I see, I would find your death amusing too" I stated. He gave me a look, "Still, that old lady was a piece of work" I sighed.

After I had come back as a freaking 12 year old instead of the 29 year old I had left as the lady had gone on and on about how I was incompitent and bad at handling 'fragile' objects while examining the cube for damage.

I'd killed her after I got my reward, unable to stand her prattling, and had put the damn cube up for sale on the black market.

As a result I'd doubled my pay from the job, but still had to deal with my little brothers constant jabs about how I looked.

I could still kick his sorry @$$ if I felt like it, but I didn't, because I could think of a million better ways to get on his nerves in revenge.

After some testing and such, I'd hammered out the exacts of the device. It basically only made you look younger, not effecting your memory, Nen, or anything else besides basic fiscal ability.

So assentially in my case nothing had changed but my height. Which Hisoka wouldn't let go. "So Imouto-chan, why did you come to the Hunter Exam with me?" Hisoka asked, waving to the huge room around us where tons of other people were.

I sighed. "Call me little again and you'll lose about half of your brain, the rest goes next. To answer your question Ototo (Ototo = younger brother) I am here to become a Hunter of course, Hunters have access to information and places normal people don't, so I can use my Hunter status to help me deal with my current state" I said, gesturing myself.

I was now about 3 ft shorter than Hisoka and a lot more scrawny than I remembered being at this age. I had the number plate 45 stuck to my vest, and was annoyed they judged I'd come after Hisoka, I'd definetly entered the room before him.

I sighed again and looked up at him, he smiled as he saw my expression at realizing what I'd just done and I got an anger mark, using a fake smile, the corner of my mouth twitching in irritation.

"Well, Ototo, I'm going somewhere else before I cause a scene and kill someone *cough* you dear *cough* ja'ne~ (ja'ne = goodbye)" and I walked away as he chuckled and walked in the other direction.

I sighed, then bumped into someone. I nearly beheaded them on the spot, I was in the mood... It turned out to be a fat guy with a blue shirt with the number plaque '16' on it.

"Oh, sorry about that. Hi my name is..." he started to speak but peetered off when he noticed that I was not happy. Not.happy.

I was unintentionally leaking mass amounts of murderous intent. So much so if any normal person stayed within a 5 foot radius of me for more than a minute, they would probably go into shock.

Luckily for the fat guy he backed up quick. After he was gone I realized what I was doing and took deep breaths.

'Just...deep...breaths...kill the annoying sibling later" I told myself. 'If I bump into someone in the next 3 minutes they will most likely die' I thought.