2 Jokers (Hunter X Hunter fanfic) [HIATUS]

Chapter 04: I Hate Life And It Hates Me.

~Kyoki's POV~

We were running again...My head bobbed up and down as I fought off sleep. Sure there were a few hazards this time, but all in all it was noooo different from the last 5 hours or more of running we'd done.

I yawned as I passed some people downed by some pink butterflies. I mean, yes pink is terrible, ((sorry pink lovers)) sure has made me want to pass out a few times but still, we're in an exam people, it can't be that bad O_o

I jogged until I saw the brat, alone. I jogged sideways -yes, it is possible- so I was running next to him. "Hey brat, where's your friend?" I asked.

"For the last time, don't call me brat!" He said, frowning at me. I shrugged "Ok, hey Dandelion, where's your friend?" I asked again.

He glared at me and I stared innocently back. After a minute he sighed in defeat "I don't know, Gon just went off sometime and I don't know when or where" he stated.

My creepy-younger-sibling-is-doing-something-creepy senses tingled and I shuddered. "I have a hunch, be right back" I said, and ran off. My older-sibling rader rader led me to Hisoka.

Well I'd like to say I had and older-sibling rader, I'd like to believe they exist, and maybe they do, but I actually just used a tracking devise I placed on Hisoka, with his knowledge probably. I'd taught him to well...

I stared at the screen of my tracker which I'd pulled out of my pocket when I left the line of examinees. It led me away from the main pack and into the misty swamp. I arrived to see a scene I really wish I hadn't...

Hisoka was holding Gon up by the neck, which was okay I guess, but he was also making a hella creepy perv face I as an older sister could not tolerate!

So I kicked him. Yup, simple as that, I ran up and axe kicked his head. Hard to miss that inflated arrogant target gotta say.

He dropped Gon and rubbed his sore noggin, giving me a pouty expression "Aw, why do you always have to ruin my fun Nee-chan" he complained.

I held up a warning finger "God no! A) that face hasn't worked since...never, and B) I ruin it because your fun is perverted and I can't handle it! It's friggin' worse than how I paint!" I said.

Hisoka stopped pouting and shrugged "If you can stand using your victim's blood to paint you should be able to handle my fun~" he said. I facepalmed "No. Just no, your "fun" is a whole different kind of creepy brother dear, I especially forbid it when you're trying to target someone I find entertaining and interesting to be around!" I stated.

"But you know he's just my type~" Hisoka said. I punched his face on reflex. "What was that for?" He asked, popping his nose back into place and whipping away the blood coming out.

I was shrugged "Sorry, it was instinct, I reacted automatically to the face you made just then" I said bluntly. Gon groaned.

I glanced down ((for the sake of the story, in this version Hisoka choked Gon too long and he passed out)) and crouched next to him.

"Well, I'd better get him back to the exam, he'd be terribly upset if he failed, plus I'd lose half my entertainment. Hisoka, you take him, I'll take Gon" I said, gesturing to the unconscious Leorio I'd just noticed lying in the grass not far away.

Without waiting for an answer I picked Gon up, turned and left. I hadn't gone far when Kurapika ran up. He saw Gon and his face became worried.

"What happened?" He asked, jogging next to me as I headed back to the exam, following Hisoka on my tracking device, he had Illumi to guide him, so I knew he'd make it back.