2 Jokers (Hunter X Hunter fanfic) [HIATUS]

Chapter 09: Confusion Caused By Idiots

Kyoki's POV

"Hua....that's huge" was Kyoki's eloquent and deep comment when she saw the Heavens Arena.

It was indeed quite tall. Maybe not as tall as the mountain Killua lived on, but still pretty impressive for a man-made structure.

They entered and signed up, Kyoki chuckling at the part of the sheet that said Heavens Arena was not responsible for any injury or possible deaths that might occur.

"Sweet! So I can kill people here?" She said, amusement evident in her voice. Killua gave her a creeped out look and she gave him a You used to be an assassin too look.

They heard a derisive grunt from beside them and Kyoki looked over to see a large man beside them. He looked down at the three "children" condescendingly.

"Kill people? Brat, I bet you won't make it through the first round" he said, probably trying to scare them. However Kyoki perked up "How much?".

Her gave her a confused look and she leaned forward with a devious smile, hands on hips. "I said, How much are you willing to bet that, not only will I make it, I'll beat your @$$ into the dirt" she asked, smirking.

Killua rolled his eyes thinking 'Geez, she must really wanna kill someone'. "In fact...Lets bet I can do it with one move, using only one limp?" She offered.

The big man rolled his eyes, obviously thinking she was some little kid puffing steam. He was about to be proven dead wrong.

"Alright brat. I bet you $100 that you can't beat me" he said confidently. Kyoki grinned and grabbed his hand for a shake.

"1144 vs 2365 in ring E" the announcer said. "Oh, that's me~ Oh and sir" Kyoki said, not looking back. "What?" The man grunted. Kyoki then did look back and smirked "Judgingfrom your handshake, you'll be lucky to get a 1/10" then she walked out.

Killua, Gon, and the man were all confused, but their questions would soon be answered.

Kyoki walked out into the large stadium and headed for Ring E.

It was at the far end so she jogged to reach it in time, once again cursing her shortened legs. She arrived roughly the same time as her opponent, who was, not surprisingly, a big muscular man who probably took steroids.

Kyoki climbed up onto the stage and dusted herself off as the judge stated the rules. The man across from her sized her up and Kyoki saw him visibly relax.

She smirked again "Think I'm an easy target there kid?" She asked as the Judge said "Go!" And stepped back.

The man cracked his knuckles and neck, prancing around in a boxers position. "You're the kid here girly" he said back, and charged.

"Really? Age?" Kyoki asked, not moving from her spot. "24!" The guy said, lunging and aiming a punch at Kyoki's unmoving head.

Suddenly Kyoki's leg was in his face, and her foot crashed down on top of his skull with bone breaking force. In fact there was quite a lot of blood, so she wasn't even sure if it had killed him or not.

Kyoki crouched down to his prone form as the judge announced the winner. "Oh bro, you are still the kid here. Oh, and one more thing" she said as she stood, received a paper slip from the judge, and walked out of the ring.

"You get a 0, train harder on reading the opponent numbskull~" she called back. That would be the beginning of a long string of such victories as she, Gon and Killua rose in Heavens Arena levels. Each of them with their own one-hit-kill move.

Gon's Palm strike.

Killua's chop.

And Kyoki's ax kick.